幽默笑話精粹22：報(bào)復(fù)

In the army a company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man. So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot. The amazing thing was that the cook accepted this treatment silently. Every morning he would clean out his boot and go to work as if nothing was wrong.

軍隊(duì)里的一個(gè)連的士兵決定捉弄捉弄他們連的炊事員，一個(gè)又矮又胖又弱小的年輕人。就這樣，每天早上在他睡醒之前，一個(gè)士兵會(huì)往他的靴子里大便。令人吃驚的是這個(gè)炊事員平靜地接受了這種待遇。每天早上他都會(huì)弄干凈他的靴子然后若無(wú)其事地去工作。

After several weeks of this, the soldiers began to tire of the game; it wasn't very much fun because the cook never reacted, and they were beginning to feel guilty as well. So they sent a delegation to apologize to him and promise to mend their ways. The cook heard them out, and then said, "You are going to stop shitting in my boots? Fine, then I will stop pissing in your coffee.”

就這樣過(guò)了幾個(gè)星期，士兵們開始厭煩了這種游戲。因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)炊事員從來(lái)沒(méi)有任何反應(yīng)，使得這種捉弄根本沒(méi)那么有意思，也讓他們覺(jué)得有些內(nèi)疚。所以，他們派了一個(gè)代表去向那個(gè)炊事員道歉并保證以后不再那么做了。當(dāng)那個(gè)炊事員聽他們說(shuō)出了真相后說(shuō):“你們真的不往我的靴子里大便了?那好吧，那我也不再往你們的咖啡里小便了。”