幽默笑話精粹24：金色的酒吧

One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife ( who is suspecting he’s cheating on her) questions his whereabouts…

一天深夜，一個男人稍有醉意回到家中。他的妻子問他去哪了(她有些懷疑他的話)。

Wife: "Where were you?"

妻子:“你去哪了?”

Man: "I was at this new bar called the Golden Bar. Everything is golden.”

丈夫:“我去了一個叫金色酒吧的新開張的酒吧。里面的一切都是金的。”

Wife: "Sure you were. There' s no such place”

妻子:“你真去了嗎? 根本沒有這種地方!”

Man: "There is! They have huge golden doors, a golden floors, and even golden urinals !”

丈夫:“有!那里有一扇大金門，金地板和金的便池!”

Wife: "Oh, I BELEIVE you 100%.”

妻子:‘好，就算我惻言你!”

So, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar. She’s surprised when she finds a Golden Bar located across town. She decides to call up and check this out for herself…

第二天，他的妻子在電話號碼簿里查金色酒吧的電話。使她吃驚的是金色酒吧就在他們住的小鎮(zhèn)的另一頭。她決定打電話過去證實一下她丈夫的話。

Wife: "Is this the Golden Bar?"

妻子:“這里是金色酒吧嗎?”

Bartender: "Yes it is.”

酒吧服務員:“是的，金色酒吧。”

Wife: "Do you have huge golden doors? "

妻子:“你們那里是不是有一扇金色大門?”

Bartender: "Yes we do…”

酒吧服務員:“是的，我們有......”

Wife: "Do you have golden floors?"

妻子:“你們的地板也是金色的?”

Bartender; "We have them, too…”

酒吧服務員:“是的，這也對……”

Wife: "What about golden urinals?"

妻子:“那有沒有金色便池?”

Bartender( speaking away from phone):"Hey Max，I think we have a lead on the guy that fouled your alto-sax.”

酒吧服務員在電話那頭問:“嘿，馬克斯，我認為那天有人往你的高音薩克斯里小便的事有線索了。”