幽默笑話精粹61：到底有多少大豆

While going through his wife's dresser drawers，a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife，and when asked about the curious items，she confessed: "Over the years，I haven’t been completely faithful to you.

一個農民在他妻子的化妝臺抽屜里發(fā)現(xiàn)三個大豆和一個裝有三十美元的信封。那個農民找到他的妻子問這件奇怪的事。她坦白道:“在過去幾年里，我沒有完全忠實于你。”

"When I did fool around, 1 put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion，”she explained.

她解釋道:“每當我做出對不起你的事時，我就會放一個大豆進去，以此來提醒自己對你的不忠。”

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore，was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.

那個農民也承認他也曾有幾次做過同樣的事。因此，他愿意原諒她的妻子并忘記這一切。

"I'm curious though，”he said，"'here did the thirty dollars come, from?"

“但我還是奇怪，”他說，“那三十塊錢是怎么來的?”

"Oh that,” his wife replied，"Well，when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel，I sold out!”

“噢，那錢呀，”他的妻子回答，“你知道嗎?每八加侖大豆能賣十塊錢呢!那是我賣大豆的錢!”