幽默笑話精粹73：老夫老妻

A couple had been married for 50 years. "Things have really changed,” she said. "You used to sit very close to me.”

一對(duì)夫妻結(jié)婚已經(jīng)五十年了。“今非昔比啦!”她說(shuō)，過(guò)去你總是緊緊地挨著我坐。”

"Well，I can remedy that ,”he said, moving next to her on the couch.

“嗯，我可以做些補(bǔ)救，”他說(shuō)，挪到長(zhǎng)沙發(fā)上，坐在她的旁邊。

"And you used to hold me tight.”

“過(guò)去你總是緊緊地抱著我。”

"How's that?" He asked as he gave her a hug.

“怎么樣?”他擁抱了她一下，問(wèn)道。

"Do you remember you used to nudge my neck and nibble on my ear lobes?"

“你記不記得過(guò)去你總是貼近我的脖子，咬我的耳朵?’’

He jumped to his feet and left the room. "Where are you going?” she asked.

他跳起來(lái)離開(kāi)了房間。“你去哪兒?”她問(wèn)道。

"I'll be right back ,”he said, "I've got to get my teeth!”

“我馬上就回來(lái)，”他說(shuō)，“我得去取我的牙齒!”