英語幽默：奔跑的小白兔（雙語）

　　A little rabbit is happily running through the forestwhen he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. Therabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, whydo you do this? Come with me running through theforest, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looksat him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes offrunning with the rabbit.

　　有一只小白兔快樂地奔跑在森林中，在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的長(zhǎng)頸鹿。小白兔看著長(zhǎng)頸鹿說道：“長(zhǎng)頸鹿我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺心情舒暢很多!”長(zhǎng)頸鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻煙，把大麻煙向身后一扔，跟著小白兔在森林中奔跑。

　　Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend,why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest,you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his coke, then tosses it and startsrunning with the rabbit and giraffe.

　　后來它們遇到一只正準(zhǔn)備吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又對(duì)大象說：“大象我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊。跟我們一起在這片美麗的森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺好很多!”大象看看它們，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟著小白兔和長(zhǎng)頸鹿一起奔跑。

　　The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lionmy friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through thesunny forest, you will feel so good!"

　　后來它們遇到一只正準(zhǔn)備注射毒品的獅子，小白兔又對(duì)獅子說：“獅子我的朋友，你為什么要做這種事呢?想想自己的健康啊!跟我們一起在這片陽光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你會(huì)感覺如此美好!”

　　The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the hell out of the rabbit. Asthe giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?He was merely trying to help us all!"

　　獅子看看小白兔，放下手中的針筒，把小白兔猛揍了一頓。長(zhǎng)頸鹿和大象被嚇壞了，它們看著獅子問它：“獅子，你為什么要打小白兔呢?它只是想要幫助我們大家啊!”

　　The lion answers, "He makes me run around the forest like an idiot each time he's on ecstasy!"

　　獅子回答：“這家伙每次嗑了搖頭丸就拉著我像白癡一樣在森林里亂跑!”