英語幽默：你會說多少英文（雙語）

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention howunfair it is for my client to be accused of theft.

　　"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。

　　He arrived in New York City a week ago and barelyknew his way around. What's more, he only speaks afew words of English."

　　他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"