英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit8：Cooking Class烹飪課

烹飪課

One day during cooking class,

一天在上烹飪課的時(shí)候，

our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚(yáng)她：準(zhǔn)備完美醬料的秘訣。

When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

當(dāng)她把我們叫到爐子邊作準(zhǔn)備工作時(shí)，

she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

她說(shuō)：“別忘了要用木制的湯匙”。

As I stirred my sauce ,

當(dāng)我在攪拌醬料時(shí)，

I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

我一直苦思木制湯匙奧秘的背后所隱含的物理原理，

and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

然后認(rèn)定它一定與熱傳導(dǎo)有關(guān)系。

I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

我走向布朗太太來(lái)測(cè)試我'韻理論。

"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

我問：“為什么要用木制湯匙呢?”

"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

她回答：“因?yàn)?，如果我必須坐在這里聽你們?nèi)康慕饘贉着榕榍弥饘俚墓拮?，我?huì)發(fā)瘋喔”。