英語(yǔ)幽默短笑話：可以選擇

　　The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.

　　One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"

　　The wife said, "You may select the dish today."

　　The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?"

　　"Cabbage."

　　"The others?"

　　"None."

　　"Then how to select?"

　　"Eat or not eat!" the wife said.

　　丈夫抱怨妻子總是做同樣的一種菜。

　　一天，丈夫回到家，問(wèn)妻子：“親愛(ài)的，今天我們吃啥菜?”

　　妻子回答：“今天你可以選擇。” 丈夫感到非常高興，又問(wèn)：“都有哪些菜呢?”

　　“卷心菜。”

　　“還有呢?”

　　“沒(méi)了。”

　　“那你要我怎么選呢?”

　　“吃還是不吃!”妻子一本正經(jīng)地說(shuō)道。