英語(yǔ)幽默小故事:新媽媽（中英）

Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert"(地毯音樂(lè)會(huì)) at her music school one Saturday morning. It was called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young, attractive(迷人的) mother and her son, and I talked with her in a friendly way.

I thought I was in trouble. As soon as we got home, my daughter ran through the front door and announced to my wife: "Daddy met a new Mommy."

新媽媽

作為一個(gè)好父親，我在星期六的早晨帶四歲的女兒到她的學(xué)校參加一個(gè)所謂的"地毯音樂(lè)會(huì)"。叫這么個(gè)名字是因?yàn)槲覀兎殖尚〗M坐在地毯上唱歌。我坐在一個(gè)年輕漂亮的母親和她兒子身邊。在音樂(lè)會(huì)中我和這個(gè)母親開始了友好的談話。
當(dāng)我們回家后，我認(rèn)為我有麻煩了。女兒推開前門，對(duì)我妻子宣布："爸爸遇到了一個(gè)新媽媽。"