美國流行笑話：Much more humane 人道得多

146　Much more humane 人道得多

“Good morning, I'd like some rat poison, please.” “I'm sorry sir, we don't sell it. Have you tried Boots?” “No, poisoning is much more humane than kicking them to death.”

“早上好！我要買一些耗子藥。”“對不起，先生。我們不賣耗子藥。你有沒有試過耗子夾子？”“沒有。用耗子藥比把耗子踢死要人道得多。”