美國流行笑話：Chalk Outline 粉筆線

222　Chalk Outline 粉筆線

“Nah, I better not have one,” said one man after I offered him a glass of wine. “I have the world's worst stomach. I eat so many antacids that if I were to keel over dead right this minute, I'd leave my own chalk outline.”
我請一位男子喝葡萄酒。他說：“不行，我不能喝。我的胃是世界上最差的。我吃了這么多止酸鈣片。如果我現(xiàn)在就地倒下死掉，我自己就能留下一道粉筆線。”