美國(guó)流行笑話(huà)：I used to drive a school bus 我以前是開(kāi)校車(chē)的

229　I used to drive a school bus 我以前是開(kāi)校車(chē)的

My wife and I were watching the gorillas at the zoo when several of them charged at the enclosure fence, scattering the crowd, except for one elderly man. Later, my wife asked him how he had kept his composure. “I used to drive a school bus,” he explained.
我和太太在動(dòng)物園看黑猩猩。有幾只黑猩猩突然往籠子的圍欄沖過(guò)來(lái)，游人紛紛逃竄，只剩一個(gè)老頭兒。后來(lái)，我太太問(wèn)他怎么會(huì)這樣鎮(zhèn)定。他解釋說(shuō)：“我以前是開(kāi)校車(chē)的。”