愚人笑話：Do not disturb 請(qǐng)勿打攪

235　Do not disturb 請(qǐng)勿打攪

An airline captain was helping a new flight attendant for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the place to eat, shop, and stay overnight. The next morning he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He called her up to ask what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said, “I can't get out of the room!” “You can't get out of your room?” the captain asked. “Why not?” “There are only three doors in here,” she sobbed, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!”
一位機(jī)長(zhǎng)幫助一個(gè)新來(lái)的空中小姐做她的頭一次過(guò)夜的旅行。當(dāng)他們到達(dá)以后，機(jī)長(zhǎng)告訴這位空中小姐到哪里去吃飯、購(gòu)物和住宿。第二天早上，他注意到這位女服務(wù)員沒(méi)來(lái)，就打電話去問(wèn)是怎么回事。她接電話，哭著說(shuō)：“我出不去這個(gè)房間。”機(jī)長(zhǎng)說(shuō)：“你出不來(lái)你的房間？為什么？”她抽泣著說(shuō)：“這里一共只有三個(gè)門(mén)。一個(gè)是廁所，一個(gè)是壁櫥，還有一個(gè)門(mén)上掛著‘請(qǐng)勿打攪’的牌子。”