愚人笑話：I'm ready 我準(zhǔn)備好了

289　I'm ready 我準(zhǔn)備好了

I work as a receptionist at an upscale salon. After greeting clients, I would ask them to change into a protective gown. One afternoon a serious-looking businessman entered the salon, and was directed to the changing room and told the gowns were hanging on the hooks inside. Minutes later he emerged. “I'm ready,” he called out. I gasped. Instead of a gown, the man was wearing something another client had left hanging in the room—a floral blouse with shoulder pads.

英語笑話

我在一家高檔的沙龍當(dāng)接待員。當(dāng)顧客來的時(shí)候，我向他們問好，然后帶他們?nèi)Q護(hù)身長袍。一天下午，來了一位一臉嚴(yán)肅的生意人。我?guī)礁率?，告訴他長袍都掛在里面的掛鉤上。幾分鐘以后，他出來了，說：“我準(zhǔn)備好了。”我一看差一點(diǎn)昏倒。他不是穿著護(hù)身長袍，而是穿著另一位顧客脫下來掛在里面的衣服——一件帶墊肩的花罩衣。