雙語法律笑話：349　A Divorce Lawyer 離婚律師

英語笑話

349　A Divorce Lawyer 離婚律師

A middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. The curiosity gets the better of her, a girl goes up to the balding man and asks what he is doing. “I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards, signed ‘Guess who?’” “But why?” asks the girl. “I'm a divorce lawyer.”

一個(gè)中年禿頂?shù)哪凶诱驹诠衽_邊上，有條不紊地往粉紅色印滿紅心的信封上貼印有“LOVE”字樣的郵票。隨后又拿出香水瓶往信封上噴香水。受好奇心驅(qū)使，一位姑娘忍不住走上前去，問他在干什么。“我在發(fā)1000份署名為‘猜一猜是誰’的情人卡?！惫媚飭枺骸澳鞘菫槭裁?？”“我是一個(gè)離婚律師?！?