英語笑話 - 軍營篇：525　Four Wrinkles 四條褶

英語笑話

525　Four Wrinkles 四條褶

Soldiers' combat clothing is not supposed to be ironed, according to an unwritten rule. That, however, did not prevent one sergeant from slightly massaging the regulation. “Gentlemen,” said the sergeant to his troops, “I cannot order you to press your combat dress. Nevertheless, for tomorrow's parade, uniforms will be allowed only four wrinkles, with one wrinkle running directly down the center and rear of each leg.”

按照不成文的規(guī)定，士兵的格斗服是不必燙的。但這并不妨礙一位中士對它略作修改。他對他的部隊(duì)說：“先生們，我不能命令你們?nèi)C格斗服。但是，對于明天的游行，軍裝只允許有四條褶：兩條腿前后各一條，在中間從上面一直跑到下面?！?