英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) - 老人篇：635　Sprinkle a day 每天撒一點(diǎn)

英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

635　Sprinkle a day 每天撒一點(diǎn)

A man once counseled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

一個(gè)人告訴他兒子一個(gè)秘密：要想長(zhǎng)壽就每天早上在麥片粥里撒一點(diǎn)火藥。他的兒子非常虔誠(chéng)地遵循，一直活到93歲。當(dāng)他死的時(shí)候，留下了14個(gè)兒女，28個(gè)孫兒女，35個(gè)曾孫兒女，加上火葬場(chǎng)墻上一個(gè)15尺的洞。