英語(yǔ)笑話 - 婚姻篇：793　I married better 和我結(jié)婚的人比你的好

英語(yǔ)笑話

793　I married better 和我結(jié)婚的人比你的好

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. “I have a higher IQ, did better on my SATs and make more money than you,” she pointed out. “Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I'm still ahead,” I said. She looks mystified. “How do you figure?” “I married better,” I replied.

我和我妻子有一天在一起互相比較。她說：“我的智商比你高，我的高考成績(jī)比你好，我賺錢比你多。”我說：“不錯(cuò)。不過你如果后退一步看看全局，還是我在前面?！彼悬c(diǎn)不解：“你怎么看出來的？”我回答說：“和我結(jié)婚的人比你的好。”