雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：840　Blind Golfer 盲人高爾夫球手

英語(yǔ)笑話

840　Blind Golfer 盲人高爾夫球手

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were playing golf one morning. They found the group ahead of them was particularly slow. They found the greens-keeper and asked why. The greens-keeper replied, “Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.” The pastor said, “That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight.” The doctor said, “I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.” The engineer said, “Why can't these guys play at night?”

一天上午，一位牧師、一位醫(yī)生、一位工程師在打高爾夫。他們發(fā)現(xiàn)前面的那一組特別慢，就找草坪養(yǎng)護(hù)工人來(lái)問。草坪養(yǎng)護(hù)工人說：“對(duì)，那一組是盲人消防隊(duì)員。他們?nèi)ツ暝趽尵任覀兙銟凡糠孔拥臅r(shí)候失明了。所以，他們不論什么時(shí)候來(lái)都免費(fèi)玩?！蹦翈熣f：“真可悲。今天晚上我會(huì)為他們做一個(gè)特別禱告。”醫(yī)生說：“我要問問我的眼科醫(yī)生朋友，看看他能為他們做什么?！惫こ處熣f：“他們?yōu)槭裁床荒芡砩蟻?lái)玩兒呢？”