雙語(yǔ)黑色笑話：894　Count down 倒計(jì)時(shí)

英語(yǔ)笑話

894　Count down 倒計(jì)時(shí)

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I'm afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You're dying, and you don't have much time left.” “Oh, that's terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?” “Nine...”

一個(gè)男子覺(jué)得不太舒服，就到醫(yī)生那里做一個(gè)全面檢查。醫(yī)生拿著檢查結(jié)果出來(lái)說(shuō)：“我有一個(gè)很壞的消息告訴你。你快死了，剩下沒(méi)多少時(shí)間了?！蹦莻€(gè)男人說(shuō)：“太糟糕了。我還剩多少時(shí)間？”醫(yī)生悲哀地說(shuō)：“十。”男人問(wèn)：“十個(gè)月？十個(gè)星期？十什么呀？”“九……”