雙語語言笑話：909　Military Intelligence 軍事情報部

英語笑話

909　Military Intelligence 軍事情報部

My job is to give service members and their families tours of the demilitarized zone in South Korea. Before taking people to a lookout point to view North Korea, we warn visitors to watch their heads climbing the stairs, as there is a low overhang. The tour guide, first to the top, gets to see how many people have not heeded his advice. On one tour I watched almost an entire unit hit their heads one after another as they came up the stairs. Curious, I asked their commander what unit they were from. “Military intelligence,” he replied.

我的工作是帶領我們的工作人員及其家屬到韓國的非軍事區(qū)去參觀。在進入瞭望朝鮮的瞭望塔之前，我們會警告大家上樓梯的時候要小心自己的頭，不要撞到那個很低的凸出物。導游先上去，然后看看有多少人沒有聽他的忠告。有一次，我看到一個單位的人在上樓梯的時候，一個接一個，幾乎每個人的頭都撞到了。出于好奇，我問他們的司令他們屬于哪個部門。他回答說：“軍事情報部?！保ㄗg者注：intelligence，情報、智能）