雙語語言笑話：919　My last name is Locke 我姓佬克

英語笑話

919　My last name is Locke 我姓佬克

When I was in boot camp, the troops were instructed to put our belongings in our footlockers, write our last names and first initials on the containers and report back for inspection. A few minutes later, the commanding officer, after having seen my locker emblazoned with Locke R, furiously bellowed, “Okay, who's the wise guy?” I said, “But my last name is Locke and my first initial is R.”

當我在新兵訓練營的時候，部隊接到命令，把我們所有的私人物品都放進自己的鎖柜，在鎖柜上寫上自己的姓氏加上名字的縮寫，然后回來報到，接受檢查。幾分鐘以后，司令長官看見我的鎖柜上寫的Locke R（連在一起就是鎖柜的意思），狂怒地吼叫：“好哇，這個聰明鬼在哪里？”我說：“不過，我姓Locke，名字的縮寫是R。”