雙語(yǔ)語(yǔ)言笑話：946　Is she in Paine or Hacking? 她是疼痛還是干咳？

英語(yǔ)笑話

946　Is she in Paine or Hacking? 她是疼痛還是干咳？

At our school the two first-grade teachers were named Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student called to excuse her daughter from school. “Is she in Paine or Hacking?” I asked. “She feels fine,” said the confused mom. “We have company and I'm just keeping her home.”

在我們學(xué)校，教一年級(jí)的兩個(gè)老師名字叫Paine（疼痛）小姐和Hacking（干咳）太太。一天早上，一個(gè)學(xué)生的媽媽打電話來(lái)給孩子請(qǐng)假。我問(wèn)：“她是在Paine還是Hacking的班上（她是疼痛還是干咳）？”這個(gè)被搞糊涂的媽媽回答說(shuō)：“她沒(méi)有病。我們有客人來(lái)，想讓她留在家里?！?