雙語笑話：天堂相會

Meet in the Heaven

Two friends named Jimmy and Johnny were standing at the Pearly Gates when Jimmy asked Johnny how he had got there.

“Hypothermia，”he answered.“You？”

“You won’t believe it！I was sure my wife was cheating on me，so I came home from work early one day to catch her. I accused my wife of her unfaithfulness and searched the entire house looking for the guy without any luck. I felt so bad about the whole ordeal that I had a heart attack right on the kitchen floor，”replied Jimmy.

“Oh man，”Johnny said，“ If you had bothered to check the walk-in-freezer，we’d both be alive！”

天堂相會

兩個好朋友吉米和約翰站在天堂門前，這時，吉米問約翰他怎么也來到了這兒。

“被凍死的，”約翰答道，“你呢？”

“說來你不會相信！我確信妻子對我不忠。于是，一天我就早點下班回家捉奸。我斥責她的不忠，并徹底地搜查家里，但很不幸沒有找到那個男人。我受不了這種折磨，感到很難過，心臟病突發(fā)倒在了廚房地上。”吉米答道。

“哎，可憐的人，”約翰說，“如果你再耐心地檢查一下家里的冰庫，那我們倆就都死不了了！”