雙語笑話：媽媽要吃你的手指

Mommy is Going to Eat your Fingers

As I was trying to pack for vacation，my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed．At one point，she said，“Mom，look at this，”and stuck out two of her fingers．Trying to keep her entertained，I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said，“Mommy gonna eat your fingers！”pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again．When I returned，my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face．I said，“What’s wrong，honey？”“Mommy，where’s my booger？”

媽媽要吃你的手指

我正忙著為度假收拾行李，三歲的女兒也正在床上玩得興高采烈。這時，她說：“媽媽，看這兒。”她說著伸出了兩個手指。我想和她玩玩，于是把頭伸過去，邊用嘴吸吮她的手指邊說：“媽媽想吃你的手指哦！”我假裝吃了她手指，然后走出了房間。當我回來后，見我的女兒正滿臉疑惑地站在床上盯著自己的手指。我問她：“怎么了，寶貝？”“媽媽，我手上的鼻屎哪兒去了？”