雙語(yǔ)笑話：懷孕的年輕新娘

young Pregnant Bride

An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling．“I’ve never been better！”he boasted．“I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child！What do you think about that？”

The doctor considered this for a moment，then said，“Let me tell you a story．I knew a guy who was an avid hunter．He never missed a season．But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun．So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him！He raised up his umbrella，pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle，and do you know what happened？”the doctor queried．

Dumbfounded，the old man replied，“No．”

The doctor continued，“The bear dropped dead in front of him！”

“That’s impossible！”exclaimed the old man．“Someone else must have shot that bear．”

“That’s kind of what I’m getting at...”replied the doctor．

懷孕的年輕新娘

一位80歲的老翁正在進(jìn)行每年的例行體檢，醫(yī)生問(wèn)他感覺(jué)怎樣?！拔覐膩?lái)沒(méi)有感覺(jué)像現(xiàn)在這樣好！”他夸耀道，“我那個(gè)18歲的新娘已經(jīng)懷孕了，那可是我的孩子！您覺(jué)得如何？”

醫(yī)生想了一會(huì)兒，說(shuō)道：“我給你講個(gè)故事。我認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)癡迷的獵人。他從沒(méi)錯(cuò)過(guò)任何一個(gè)捕獵季節(jié)。但是有一天他出去得太匆忙了，結(jié)果手里抓的不是獵槍，而是一把傘。他走進(jìn)了樹(shù)林，突然一只大灰熊出現(xiàn)在他面前！他舉起傘，瞄準(zhǔn)灰熊，扣動(dòng)傘把，你知道下面發(fā)生了什么？”醫(yī)生問(wèn)道。

老翁愣了一下，答道：“不知道?！?

醫(yī)生繼續(xù)說(shuō)：“那只熊倒在他面前，死了！”

“怎么可能？”老翁大叫道，“一定是別人開(kāi)槍打死了那只熊。”

“我也是這么想的……”醫(yī)生回答道。