兒童英語(yǔ)笑話 胳膊怎么斷了? How s your arm broken?

042 胳膊怎么斷了? How s your arm broken?

David went to school with his arm in plaster bandage. His teacher asked him,"What happened to your arm"

David said,"It's broken."

The teacher said,"How"

David said,"Because I was too lazy."

The teacher said,"You broke your arm because you were too lazy"

David said,"When I was walking on the road,a tiny stone ran into one of my shoes. But I didn't want to bend down. So I held a utility pole, trying to shake the stone off the shoe. A passerby thought I got an electric shock,and hit my arm with a stick…"

大衛(wèi)胳膊上打著石膏去上學(xué),老師問(wèn):"你的胳膊怎么了?"

大衛(wèi)說(shuō):"斷了。"

老師說(shuō):"為什么?"

大衛(wèi)說(shuō):"因?yàn)槲姨珣辛恕?

老師說(shuō):"太懶胳膊會(huì)斷?"

大衛(wèi)說(shuō):"我走在路上,鞋子里跑進(jìn)一顆石頭,可是我懶得彎腰,就抱著電線桿抖著腳讓石頭掉出來(lái)。 路人以為我觸電了,就用棍子打我的胳膊……"

plaster n. 石膏 bandage n. 繃帶

bend v. （ 使） 彎曲,屈身 passerby n. 過(guò)路人