詩(shī)歌欣賞：我愛我自己

帶上自己去約會(huì)，

and said i'm looking grand,

我將去尋找酒店。

and when i got my courage up

當(dāng)我鼓起勇氣，

i asked to hold my hand.

我要牽起自己的手。

i took me to a restaurant

我?guī)ё约鹤哌M(jìn)一個(gè)飯店，

and then a movie show.

電影正在播放。

i put my arm around me

我用自己的胳膊摟著自己。

in the most secluded row.

在最隱蔽處排著隊(duì)。

i whispered sweetly in my ear

我在自己的耳邊喃喃自語(yǔ)，

of happiness and bliss,

帶著快樂與幸福，

and then i almost slapped me

我?guī)缀跻蜃约海?/p>

when i tried to steal a kiss.

當(dāng)我試圖竊取一個(gè)吻。

then afterwards i walked me home

之后，我便回家了。

and since i'm so polite

因?yàn)槲曳浅Ｓ卸Y貌，

i thanked me for a perfect date

我感謝自己給了一個(gè)完美的日子，

and wished myself goodnight.

希望我自己晚安。

there's just one little problem

這僅僅只是一個(gè)小問題，

and it kind of hurts my pride.

它傷害了我的自大，

myself would not invite me in

我自己不會(huì)邀請(qǐng)我進(jìn)來(lái)，

so now i'm locked outside!

所以我現(xiàn)在被鎖在了外面!