Graveyard Scare
墓地驚魂
One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they were startled and stopped moving. There was this terrifying noise, “TAP-TAP-TAP” coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they spotted an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You SCARED us half to death. We thought you were a GHOST! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!!"
一個(gè)漆黑的夜晚,兩個(gè)小伙子參加完聚會(huì),決定抄近路穿過(guò)一片墳地走回家。走到墳地的中間,從陰暗處傳出來(lái)恐怖的“嗒、嗒、嗒”聲音,嚇得他們?cè)僖沧卟粍?dòng)了。渾身顫抖著,他們發(fā)現(xiàn)有個(gè)老人正拿著榔頭和鑿子鑿一塊墓碑。“噢,主啊,”其中一個(gè)屏住呼吸說(shuō),“你嚇?biāo)牢覀兞耍覀冞€以為你是鬼了。這么晚了你在這干什么呢?”“這些傻瓜!”老人抱怨說(shuō),“他們拼錯(cuò)了我的名字!”