我真后悔和你結(jié)婚。I regret having married you。
我的苦難從和你結(jié)婚的那一刻就開始了。My suffering came when I married you。
你根本就不愛我,你只愛你自己。You don’t love me, just love yourself。
你能不能不嘮嘮叨叨的?Can you just stop chattering?
我們幾乎每天都吵架。We quarrel nearly every day。
現(xiàn)在我妻子和我分居了。My wife and I separate now。
他老婆發(fā)現(xiàn)他有外遇很久了。
His wife found out that he has been two-timing for a long time。
別干涉我。Don’t interfere with me。
我簡直拿他沒辦法。I just can’t pin him down。
我不怕和我太太頂嘴。I’m not afraid to talk back to my wife。
An Unhappy Marriage
Husband:The Blacks got divorced。
Wife:Really? Why?
Husband:Mr. Black has been getting a little on the side。
Wife:I’m surprised. He doesn’t look like a guy who’d ever cheat on his wife, does he?
Husband:No, he doesn’t. But his wife found out that he's been two-timing for a long time. Incredibly, he’s had many different girlfriends starting almost right after they got married 20 years ago。
Wife:Well, I'm really surprised. You’re not doing anything behind my back, are you?
Husband:No. The only thing I’ve ever done behind your back is zip you up. Besides, I told all my other girlfriends that my wife was getting suspicious and that we had to cool it for a while until the smoke blew over。
Wife:Ha! Ha! You’re not very funny. I guess that means you expect me to tell my lover we have to stop seeing each other too。
Husband:You’re not funny either. I can’t believe I married a woman like you。