關于全球最古怪的美容的情景會話

　　Judy: I am so sorry for ditching you. How can I make it up to you?

　　我真不該甩掉你。我該怎么補償你呢?

　　Kate: Never mind. You are forgiven. I am having a crisis.

　　無所謂了。我原諒你了。我現(xiàn)在有麻煩了。

　　Judy: The new science teacher gave me an F and I was being brave and generous about accepting the massage from a disgusting man.

　　那個新的科學老師讓我掛科了。我還一時逞能裝酷答應了一個惡心的男人給我做按摩。

　　Kate: You asked for it. How could you say yes for the first place? By the way I failed the science test too.

　　可是你為什么一開始答應他呢?順便提一下，我也掛科了。

　　Judy: I went for the massage because he said he knew your brother. And you had an appointment, too, didn't you?

　　我答應是因為他說他認識你哥。而且你自己也預約了，不是嗎?

　　Kate: He is not that bad. He is just using weird stuff. Did you try the snake massage? It was scary but very comfortable. Cool, a little bit tickling.

　　他不差啊。他只是用些很奇怪的東西。你有試那個蛇的按摩不?又恐怖又舒服。涼涼的，還有點癢癢的。

　　Judy: I am not the snake person. They gave me goose bumps. But I tried something else. And I would never try that again.

　　我不喜歡蛇。他們讓我起雞皮疙瘩。我試了別的東西。而且我再也不想試了。

　　Kate: Ok, sounds creepy. Let me guess. The bird excrement?

　　聽上去怕怕的。我想想看。鳥的排泄物?

　　Judy: I didn't know it was the bird shit until the facial job was done.

　　我又不知道那是鳥糞。做完了他才告訴我。

　　Kate: Wow, gross. Poor Kate. I am going to take you to do some real facial job right now. Move your butt. Let's get out!

　　真惡心。可憐的凱特。我一定要帶你去真正的面膜。動起來。我們走吧。