實用英語對話:老鼠蟑螂

洋洋：啊!老鼠!

中介：活見鬼了!這幢公寓里怎么會有老鼠呢，我敢保證，不可能有老鼠。

洋洋：難道我剛才看走眼了?

中介：肯定是你看走眼了。我上個月買了些老鼠夾、老鼠藥，把它們都消滅了。現在這里是“無鼠害公寓樓”。

洋洋：哦，這樣啊。

中介：上上個月這里還出現過蟑螂、跳蚤。我們用煙熏過之后，全都消失了。

洋洋：你們找了專業(yè)的人來滅蟑螂?

中介：不用，我們自己搞定的!

洋洋：呵呵，這樣啊。

中介：還有半年前，這里有臭蟲。多虧了我的聰明才智，它們再也沒出現過了。怎么樣，這房您還滿意嗎?

洋洋：算了吧，我可不想和老鼠、蟑螂、跳蚤、臭蟲共處一室。

Yangyang: Oh! It’s a mouse!

Agent: Jesus! How come there is a mouse in this apartment? I swear it’s not supposed to be here.

Yangyang: Did I mistake it for mouse?

Agent: You did. Last month I bought mouse-trap and rat poison and killed them all. This is no mouse apartment.

Yangyang: Well.

Agent: Two months ago, there are cockroaches and fleas. After we smoked them, they were gone.

Yangyang: You asked professionals to eliminate them?

Agent: No, we took care of them on our own.

Yangyang: Well.

Agent: About half year ago, there are bugs. But they never show around thanks to my intelligence. What do you think of this apartment?

Yangyang: Forget it. I don’t want to be with mousses, cockroaches and bugs in this apartment.

實用英語對話