時尚女孩必須掌握的英文

好男人不帥。

The handsome men are not nice.

帥男人不好。

The handsome and nice men are gay.

又帥又好的男人是同性戀。

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

又帥又好又不是同性戀的男人都結(jié)婚了。

Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

不是很帥但是很好的男人卻沒有錢。

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

不是很帥但是又好又有錢的男人會認為我們看上的是他們的錢。

The handsome men without money are after our money.

而沒有錢但是很帥的男人看上的是我們的錢。

The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

不是很好但是很帥又是異性戀的男人卻嫌我們不夠漂亮。

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

又好又有錢又是異性戀又覺得我們漂亮的男人卻又沒膽量。

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and never make the first move!

又好又帥又有點錢而且是個異性戀的男人偏偏害羞而且從不采取行動。

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

那些從不主動的男人一旦我們采取主動就對我們失去興趣。

Now...who in the hell understands men?

現(xiàn)在，到底有誰了解男人這東西?