論貓奴的自我修養(yǎng)：正確吸貓指南，教你博得主子歡心

鏟屎官們都期待自家貓主子溫順乖巧，能夠隨時(shí)抱在懷里擼個(gè)爽。但配不配合全要看貓主子的臉色。貓奴們?cè)撛趺醋霾拍懿┑秘堉髯託g心呢?今天就跟大家聊聊，吸貓的正確方式。

大多數(shù)貓都樂(lè)意讓人抱在懷里，不過(guò)前提是讓它們感到安全舒服。如果貓主子總是掙脫你的懷抱，那一定是你哪里“惹貓嫌”了。

加拿大溫哥華獸醫(yī)布爾斯丁專門錄制了一段教學(xué)視頻，向我們展示了正確的抱貓姿勢(shì)。

先套近乎

First, Dr. Burstyn advises pet owners to approach with caution, letting the cat sniff your fingers or giving her some gentle tickles under the chin. If the cat seems receptive, you can now pick her up.

首先，布爾斯丁建議鏟屎官小心接近貓咪，讓它聞聞你的手指或輕輕撓撓它的下巴。如果貓主子看起來(lái)欣然接受，你現(xiàn)在就可以抱起它。

“常規(guī)抱”

Dr. Burstyn notes that “the key to picking up a cat safely is to make them feel supported.” Let’s say you want to remove your cat from the kitchen counter for the thousandth time: Place one hand under the cat’s chest, another under the abdomen, and lift gently. This prevents the cat from kicking its hind legs in an attempt to gain ground, which is one of the most common causes of scratches, Dr. Burstyn says.

布爾斯丁指出：“安全抱起貓咪的關(guān)鍵是讓它們感到支撐。”假設(shè)你第N次想把貓咪從廚房臺(tái)面上移開，把一只手放在它的胸口下方，另一只手放在腹部下方，輕輕提起。布爾斯丁稱，這可以防止貓咪因試圖接觸地面踢騰后腿，這是造成劃傷的最常見原因之一。

Whether you’re holding a cat in your arms or trying to stop them from running away, the key is cat squishing. Yes, really. Gently press down on a cat that’s trying to wriggle its way out of your grasp.

不管你是將貓咪抱在臂彎中，還是試圖阻止它逃跑，關(guān)鍵在于壓住它。沒(méi)錯(cuò)，就是這樣。輕輕按住試圖從你懷抱掙脫的貓咪。

“You don’t have to worry about hurting a cat. They’re very tough little beasts and just squishing them against your body is never going to do them any harm. In fact, they tend to feel more safe and secure when they’re being held tightly.”

“不用擔(dān)心會(huì)傷到它們，貓咪可是非常堅(jiān)強(qiáng)的小猛獸，將貓咪按向你的身體不會(huì)對(duì)它們?cè)斐扇魏蝹?。事?shí)上，貓被緊緊抱住時(shí)通常會(huì)更有安全感。”

“抱球式”

There’s another hold that Dr. Burstyn calls the “football carry,” which involves scooping up the cat so that its head is tucked between your arm and your torso. One hand supports its abdomen while another supports its bottom. This is best for emergency situations when you need to move your pet quickly.

另一種姿勢(shì)被布爾斯丁稱為“抱球式”，將貓咪撈起，把頭夾在你的胳膊和身體之間。一只手托著貓咪的腹部，另一只手托著貓咪的屁股。如果發(fā)生緊急情況，你需要迅速抱走你的寵物時(shí)，這個(gè)姿勢(shì)是最佳選擇。

“傲視群雄抱”

And if you happen to have a “shoulder cat”, they’ll do most of the work themselves by climbing onto your shoulder, but there’s still a proper holding technique. Support their butt with one hand, and when you’re ready to put them down, slowly lean forward while still supporting their bottom until they twist around and hop back on their feet.

如果你剛好有一只愛趴肩膀的貓咪，它們基本上可以自己爬上你的肩膀，但還是需要正確的抱貓技巧。一只手托著貓咪的屁股，當(dāng)你準(zhǔn)備把貓咪放下時(shí)，身體慢慢前傾，同時(shí)托著貓咪的屁股，直到它轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身跳到地上為止。

等一下!不要以為將貓主子抱在懷里就可以肆意蹂躪它了。擼貓也是非常講究手法的，稍有不慎下場(chǎng)可能是這樣：

油管資深擼貓大神杰克森•蓋勒希劃了幾個(gè)重點(diǎn)，教你把貓大人伺候得舒舒服服，避免挨揍。

總之，喵喵都是天使，撓你是你做的不對(duì)。“愚蠢的人類，好好反省吧~”