Do everything possible to avoid exercise. Gym? What gym?
全力避免做運動……健身房?健身房是神馬?
Make like Beyoncé and practice your best dance moves over and over。
想象自己是碧昂斯,練練自己最美的舞步吧。
Do this every.single.day。
每·天·都·出·去·兜·風!
Say "no" to plans that have nothing to do with movie marathons.
除了看電影啥都不干!
Be alone with your deep, deep thoughts。
一個人沉思、沉思、沉思……
Slink back into bed whenever you feel like it。
想睡的時候就偷偷潛伏起來睡覺。