Yeah. Yeah. 對
I think it's a great idea. 我想這是個很棒的主意
Well, you remember those sex ed films back in our day. 你記得我們以前的性教育片嗎
I'll tell you, if they were anything like this… 我要告訴你,如果它們是像這片一樣…
we sure would've paid more attention, don't you think? 我們肯定會更加關(guān)心性的,你認(rèn)為呢?
I think it's atrocious. 我想這很可怕
But… the hell with it. 但是… 見鬼去吧
The kids today are so goddamn screwed up… 現(xiàn)在的孩子非常奇怪…
may be this is the only way you can reach them. 也許這是你們能趕上他們的唯一方式
You just might have something here, Matthew. 你干出了點名堂,馬修
I think it's pretty wild. 說出來有點瘋狂
This could really sell, don't you think? 這真的可以賣的,你覺得呢?
How'd you come up with such an idea, Matthew? 你怎么想出這樣的主意的,馬修?
What can I say? It's like a gift, you know? 我能說什么?就像一種天賦,你知道嗎?
It's like I can't control it. 好像我不能控制
(展翅高飛)
(西港高中)
Courtney Booth. I will always remember late nights in cabby. 蔻特妮·布斯,我將永遠記得,深夜在出租車中的…
Eric Zierdal. I will always remember-- 艾瑞克·西達,我將永遠記得…
Kurt Kilgore. I will always remember-- 寇特·基格爾,我將…
Joseph Croft. I will always remember wrestling State-- 喬瑟夫·克羅夫特,我將永遠記得摔跤和我們擁有的美好記憶
Matthew Kidman. I will always remember… 馬修·基曼,我將永遠記得…
the three legs of the tripod… 三角桌的三只腳…
I'm here with Hugo Posh, the producer of Adult Education… 我和成人教育片制作人,雨果·波什在一起…
the hottest-selling sex education video ever made… 史上最熱買的性教育錄影…
being utilized in classrooms across the globe. 被全世界的用作教科書
Hugo, you're known primarilyas a hard-core pornographer, correct? 雨果,你起初是一個限制級A片攝影師,對嗎?
-my business partner… -Let me break it down for you. -我的生意伙伴… -我來跟你說明白
Hugo Posh isn't just tits. He isn't just ass. 雨果·波什不光拍奶子,他不光拍屁股
I mean, yes, he is those things, but Hugo Posh is also heart. 我是說,沒錯,他拍那些東西,但是雨果·波什也有心
What an ass-bag. 真是個混球
(這果實值得一摘)
Fucking kid. 這事值得去做
my student adviser… 我的學(xué)生顧問…
All right, people! Let's make some fuckie-fuckie. 好吧,大家伙!來拍點做愛鏡頭
Now, Hugo, you and your partner have made millions on this. 現(xiàn)在,雨果,你和你的伙伴靠這事上賺了上百萬
So who is this si lent partner? 那么誰是你的無名伙伴?
Well, he prefers to remain anonymous. 他更希望隱名埋姓
You better cure cancer, kid. 你最好能治好癌癥,孩子
the next Einstein… 下一位愛因斯坦…
All right, yeah, next question. 好吧,下一個問題
-All right -Eli's calling card… -好吧-伊萊的職業(yè)…
-How about you, buddy? -Mr.Brooks, why did you decide to skip film school? -你好嗎,老兄?-耶,布魯克斯先生… 你為什么決定從電影學(xué)校輟學(xué)?
-Don't you think you're a little young? -Shut the fuck up! -你不認(rèn)為你有點年輕嗎?-閉上你的鳥嘴!
Next question! Faster! 下一個問題!快點!
I got the tape! I got the tape! I got the tape! 我拿到帶子了!你看到嗎?我拿到帶子了
For our finale, I will now demonstrate the proper technique… 我們最后要演示一下正確的姿勢…
for putting a condom on the real thing. 把安全套套在真家伙上的… 正確技術(shù)
-Is my volunteer ready? -Klitz's big debut… -我的志愿者準(zhǔn)備好了嗎?-克立茲的首次露面…
Shut up, shut up, shut up. Here he is, here he is. 閉嘴,閉嘴!他出現(xiàn)了
Jesus. Look at that guy. 老天,看看這家伙
He is huge. 他那玩意真大!
my own scholarship to Georgetown… 我得到喬治城大學(xué)的獎學(xué)金…
and, of course, I'll never forget… 當(dāng)然,我永遠不會忘記…
the girl next door. 鄰家女孩
As for me… 對我來說…
I'm just going with it. 我喜歡順其自然