英文笑話:Prize 獎品

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Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

"A prize? What for, dear?"

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

"But an ostrich has only two legs."

"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學(xué)?；丶襾砹?。“這是獎品，媽媽。”他解釋道。

“獎品？因為什么得的。親愛的？”

“因為自然課得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。”

“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”

“我現(xiàn)在知道了。但其他學(xué)生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”