英文笑話 ：an absent-minded professor 健忘教授
No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and one Saturday he found himself on a train to a new destination, frantically searching his pockets for his ticket. "Forget about it, Father," said the conductor, recognizing him as a regular. "I'm sure you paid for a ticket." "I can't forget about the ticket," Father Martin replied nervously. "I need to know where I'm going."
毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)，我的同事、Martin神父是個(gè)有點(diǎn)健忘的教授。他經(jīng)常到別的教區(qū)給生病的牧師替班。一個(gè)周六，他又坐火車出發(fā)了，但到驗(yàn)票時(shí)，他卻怎么都找不著放在衣服口袋里面的火車票。因?yàn)槔献疖?，列車員認(rèn)得教授，因此對(duì)他說(shuō)，“不用找了，我想你肯定已經(jīng)買過(guò)票了。”“我得把票找出來(lái)”，Martin神父不安地回答。“我得弄清楚我是要去哪”。
