養(yǎng)貓人總會(huì)說(shuō)的10句話(huà)(雙語(yǔ))

1. “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?” “你每天除了睡還能做點(diǎn)別的事嗎?”

2. “Am I allowed to pet you now?” “我現(xiàn)在可以摸摸你嗎?”

3. “What the hell are you doing in the sink?” “你特么待在水槽里干嘛?”

4. “I thought cats were supposed to be smart…” “我還以為喵星人比較聰明呢。”

5. “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?” “喵星人不應(yīng)該是很尊貴的嗎?”

6. “Can you stop fucking with the dog?” “你特么能不能別去招惹人家汪星人?”

7. “You know, I was reading that.” “我在看書(shū)啊親……= =”

8. “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!” “第一，你給我下來(lái)。你到底怎么進(jìn)去的?第二，你在里面呆多久了?”

9. “Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?” “你認(rèn)為你能好好吃東西別弄得一團(tuán)糟嗎?”

10. Are you comfortable there? 在我脖頸上很舒服是不?(你特么給我下來(lái)!)