英語流行話題聽力:Unit 13 我真笨

[00:00.01] Unit 13 I 'm Stupid! [00:06.08] Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say," I 'm Stupid." That way you would not have to rely on them, [00:12.43] would you? [00:13.46] You would not ask them anything. [00:15.33] It would be like," Excuse me ... oops ... never mind, did not see your sign. [00:20.25]" It's like before my wife and I moved. [00:23.46] Our house was full of boxes and there was a big truck in our driveway. [00:28.25] My neighbor comes over and says," Hey, you moving?"" No. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. [00:36.56] Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine. [00:42.01] We pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big old bass and this idiot on the dock goes, [00:48.19]" Hey, you all catch all those fish?"" No. Talked them into giving up. Here's your sign. [00:54.11]" I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. [00:59.51] There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. [01:02.33] And there's only one way to test it." Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, [01:08.05] it looks good ... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you. [01:15.34]"" Well, all right, but hold my sign. I do not wanna lose it." Last time I had a flat tire, [01:23.45] I pulled my truck into one of those side of-the road gas stations. [01:28.28] The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said," Tire goes flat? [01:36.15]" I could not resist. [01:37.56] I said," No. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. [01:43.19] Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. [01:48.50] A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. [01:53.46] We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, [01:59.41] then says," Damn that's hot!" See, if he 'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. [02:07.39] I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in may days of adventure. [02:11.02] would not you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. [02:14.56] The truck got stuck and I could not get it out, no matter how I tried. [02:20.03] I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. [02:25.04] He went through his basic questioning ... okay ... no problem. i thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign ... until he asked, [02:35.10]" So, is your truck stuck?" I could not help myself! [02:39.42] I looked at him, looked back at the bridge and then back to him and said, [02:44.32]" No, I 'm delivering a bridge ... here's your sign." I stayed late at work one night and a co worker looked at me and said. [02:52.47]" Are you till here?" I replied," No. I left about 10 minites ago. Here's your sign. [??:??.??]"

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