欲望都市第二季 兩性進化論 Evolution

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:24:47 [00:05.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:12.60]欲望城市 [00:37.40](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭) [00:44.16]“兩性進化論” [00:50.24]There ls nothlng more humlllatlng for a woman than a vlslt to the gynecologlst... 任何事都比不上去看婦產(chǎn)科 更叫人難堪 [00:56.28]Do you need more OrthoNovum? 你還需要避孕藥嗎? [00:57.72]...unless lt's havlng to tell your gynecologlst... 除非結(jié)果顯示你不需要 再服藥了 [00:58.100]...you don't need the plll anymore. [01:01.56]ActuaIIy, I'm going off it. -我暫時不想吃 -你想懷孕嗎? [01:05.04]-Are you trying to have a baby? -No! [01:05.56]不，其實是我太操之過急了 [01:09.12]I sort of jumped the gun going on it in the first pIace because Steve... [01:12.12]...the guy that I went on it for, the first reaI reIationship I've had in years, is over... 我的史蒂夫…他是我的前男友 [01:14.96]我們結(jié)束了長達幾年的戀情 [01:18.36]...and I don't need a daiIy reminder that I'm not having sex. 我不需要每天找個東西 來提醒我沒有做愛 [01:21.16]So that's the story with the piII. 所以我不用吃藥了 好了，我閉嘴總行了吧 [01:26.44]Okay, I'm quiet now. [01:29.28]Just when Mlranda thought she'd hlt rock bottom... 正當米蘭達處在谷底時 [01:31.08]...she dlscovered a new geologlcal layer of humlllatlon. 才發(fā)現(xiàn)她要面臨另一個難堪 [01:34.08]We got your tests back and everything Iooks fine. -你的測試顯示一切都很好 -好極了 [01:39.16]Great! 只是有件小事 你的排卵有點遲緩 [01:40.44]Just one smaII thing. It appears you have a Iazy ovary. [01:43.20]A Iazy ovary? 排卵遲緩? [01:45.48]Your right ovary has stopped producing eggs. 你的右卵巢停止制造卵子了 [01:50.08]Is it possibIe it's just on strike? 它有沒有可能是在鬧罷工? [01:53.04]I know what this is. 我的右卵巢已經(jīng)放棄了希望 認為我不可能結(jié)婚生子 [01:53.44]My right ovary has given up hope that I wiII ever get married and have kids. [01:58.40]It's Iike a case you know wiII settIe out of court. Why bother? 就像庭外和解一樣 何須多此一舉? [02:03.40]-The Ieft one stiII beIieves. -I'm a bioIogicaI underachiever. -你的左卵巢至少還相信你 -我的生物一向不及格 [02:04.100]It's ironic because that ovary went to Harvard. 我的右卵巢上了哈佛大學(xué) 真是諷刺 [02:09.36]I have a tiIted uterus. -我的子宮易位 -那又怎樣? [02:12.04]The sperm have to jump over that hurdIe to get to my egg. 所以精蟲得跳過障礙 才能會合我的卵子 [02:15.52]But once they get there, there wiII be an egg. 那里至少還有一顆卵子 [02:19.00]I need a new gynecoIogist. Do you Iike yours? 我想另外找一家婦產(chǎn)科 你喜歡你的醫(yī)生嗎? [02:20.00]Not right now. No. -現(xiàn)在不喜歡 -至少她是個女人 [02:22.76]At Ieast she's a woman. [02:25.88]I tried to go to a man, but it was too strange... 我試著去看過男醫(yī)生 他卻把時間全花在下面 [02:27.56]...him spending aII that time down there and Ieaving without an orgasm, and a biII. [02:29.44]結(jié)果連高潮和帳單都沒給我 [02:30.72]Here. I'm going to get this. 今天我請客 [02:35.40]I don't think these are accepted here. -我想餐廳大概不會收這個 -我今晚要在大人物家過夜 [02:39.88]I'm spending the night at Big's. [02:41.76]After aII this time, you don't have so much as a drawer there? 我的天，你們交往了這么久 你還沒有抽屜可放東西嗎? [02:43.76]Big is weird about stuff. -大人物對私人物品很在意 -男人都一樣 [02:46.92]AII men are. That's why you have to just stake out some territory. 所以你更應(yīng)該聲張你的地盤 [02:48.12]-It's not a Iand run, it's a reIationship. -ExactIy! TaIk to him about it! 這又不是爭購?fù)恋?我們只是朋友 [02:51.20]沒錯，你應(yīng)該和他談?wù)? [02:54.28]With Big, I think it's best to waIk softIy and carry a big purse. 對大人物而言還是提著包袱 安靜的離開為妙 [02:58.68]Yes, she shouIdn't Ieave anything there to remain a creature of mystery. 沒錯，她不應(yīng)該留下私人物品 保持神秘感很重要 [03:03.92]What's the big mystery? He knows she wears underwear. 他都知道她穿內(nèi)褲了 還有什么神秘可言? [03:06.92]I never Ieave underwear because I never see it again. 我絕不會留內(nèi)褲在男人家里 我絕不會再看到它 [03:09.68]-What happens to it? -Nothing. I never go back. -你的內(nèi)褲怎么了? -沒什么，我從來不吃回頭草 [03:10.92]Isn't it a IittIe expensive disposing of Iingerie every time you sIeep with a guy? 每和男人上床就得丟一件內(nèi)褲 是不是太浪費了? [03:16.96]That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates. 所以我現(xiàn)在約會都不穿了 [03:17.68]That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again. 這也是我為什么不再向你 借衣服的原因 [03:21.24]I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed. 有一次我在一個男人家里 發(fā)現(xiàn)別的女人的內(nèi)褲 [03:25.32]Maybe it was Samantha's! 那也許是莎曼珊的 [03:27.48]Once in Steve's bathroom, I found one of those hair scrunchies from the '80s. 有一次我在史蒂夫的浴室 [03:28.28]發(fā)現(xiàn)一根卷曲的毛發(fā) [03:32.88]I'm not sure what was more disturbing: the fact that he had a girIfriend before... 我就一直在想他是在我之前 和女友親熱過 [03:37.44]...or the fact that he dated someone who wore a scrunchie. 還是和他約會的女人 穿了一件毛衣 [03:40.04]HaIf my music coIIection was Ieft behind by past boyfriends. -我有半數(shù)唱盤都是前男友的 -我會把那種東西還回去 [03:42.92]-I aIways give that stuff back. -I don't. 我不認為那是分手的禮物 [03:44.20]I consider it a parting gift. [03:48.96]''Thanks for pIaying. Here's Hootie and the BIowfish.'' 我是“混混與自大狂合唱團” 的忠實聽眾 [03:50.16]They're sexuaI souvenirs. -那是兩性關(guān)系的紀念品 -我就向他要了一件T恤 [03:51.76]Okay, then I want a T-shirt that says: [03:54.44]''I dated a bartender and aII I got was this Iousy ovary.'' 上面印有“我與酒保約會 卻搞得卵巢臟兮兮”的字樣 [04:03.88]The next mornlng at Blg's, I started to thlnk. 第二天一早在大人物家里 我便開始思索 [04:05.00]If the thlngs we leave behlnd... 要是我們留下的東西 會成為交往過的紀念 [04:06.36]...become the archeologlcal rellcs of our sexual hlstory... [04:11.12]...I should be able to leave somethlng. 我是該留下點東西 [04:19.20]Anclent man left cave drawlngs to prove they exlsted. 古人用壁畫證明他們曾經(jīng)存在 [04:23.08]I left a Halr Pro 1200. 我則留下了吹風機 [04:30.00]And I dldn't stop at that. 還樂此不疲 [04:39.60]Man may have dlscovered flre... 男人或許發(fā)現(xiàn)了火 女人卻學(xué)會了玩火 [04:41.76]...but women dlscovered how to play wlth lt. [04:44.76]Charlotte was maklng hlstory as well. 夏綠蒂也在創(chuàng)造歷史 [04:48.00]Tlred of the Neanderthals she'd been datlng... 她受夠了和她交往的 那個原始人 [04:50.72]...she spent her nlght wlth a gay frlend who catered partles for the gallery.: 竟然和一個承辦酒席的同性戀 共度周六夜晚 [04:53.100]Dessert chef, Stephan Bodean. 而她當晚的點心就是主廚 史蒂芬鮑丁 [04:56.44]I had no idea that Betty BuckIey was so taIented! 真沒想到蓓蒂布克魯 這么多才多藝 [04:60.76]PIease! She is the cat's pajamas. 拜托，她可是貓的睡衣 [05:02.60]Why do peopIe say that? -大家為什么都這么說她? -不知道 [05:05.20]I have no idea. Maybe because she was in Cats. 或許是因為她演出過“貓”吧 [05:07.32]Let's start another one. Like, ''She's the dog's tuxedo.'' 我們也來自創(chuàng)一句 好比“她是狗的晚禮服” [05:12.04]-Thank you so much for inviting me. -No, pIease. 謝謝你今晚邀請我去 [05:17.24]Thank you for accepting my Iast minute invite. 別這么說 謝謝你接受我臨時的邀約 [05:17.100]My friend Don canceIed and we had had tickets forever. 我的朋友唐今早取消了約會 這張門票又退不掉 [05:20.100]CaII me anytime. 你隨時都可以找我 能和男人這樣暢談非常難得 [05:23.88]It's refreshing to go out with a man I can taIk to. [05:27.40]-You want to grab a cappuccino? -No, I've just got to get on home. -你想喝杯咖啡嗎? -不了，我得回家了 [05:29.56]-You're uptown? -Yeah, and you're.... -你住在住宅區(qū)? -對，那你… [05:31.32]CheIsea. I'II haiI you a cab. 我住在切爾西區(qū) 我?guī)湍憬幸惠v計程車 [05:45.76]-Or you couId get one yourseIf. -It heIps to show a IittIe Ieg. -你也可以自己叫輛車 -露出大腿會有點幫助 [05:47.76]You know, I tried that and nothing. 我試過，可惜一無所獲 [05:51.92]Thank you. Goodnight. 謝謝，晚安 [06:03.84]Goodnight. [06:10.60]What happened? What do you think? 那出了什么問題? [06:12.32]I am so confused. Is he gay or is he straight? 我也搞不清了 他到底是不是同性戀? [06:16.68]It's not that simpIe anymore. 問題沒這么簡單，問題在于… [06:18.00]The reaI question is: [06:18.56]Is he a straight gay man, or is he a gay straight man? 他是個純粹的男同性戀? 還是個雙性戀? [06:24.24]The gay stralght man was a new straln of heterosexual male... 男同性戀是個新興的族群 [06:27.64]...spawned ln Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashlon... 目前大量出現(xiàn)在 曼哈頓的時尚圈 [06:30.08]...exotlc culslne, muslcal theater and antlque furnlture. 外國餐廳、音樂會 和古董家具界中 [06:34.16]HopefuIIy, he's a gay straight man... 他最好是個雙性戀的男同性戀 這表示他擁有男同性戀的特質(zhì) [06:36.16]...meaning he's straight with great gay quaIities. [06:37.28]Whereas a straight gay guy... 如果他是純粹的男同性戀 表示他根本不可能碰你 [06:40.84]...is just a gay guy who pIays sports and won't fuck you. [06:41.00]He must be a gay straight man because he asked CharIotte out for a second date. 那他一定是雙性戀 因為他又約夏綠蒂出去了 [06:45.28]UnIess he's a straight gay man in deniaI. 除非他拒絕承認自己 是個百分之百的男同性戀 [06:50.08]But Saturday night wasn't even a date. 但那根本不叫約會 我沒洗頭，也戴著眼鏡 [06:50.00]I didn't wash my hair and I wore my gIasses! [06:53.64]Are those recreationaI, because this drink isn't doing it for me. 那是消遣用藥嗎? 這杯酒對我根本沒作用 [06:56.16]They're hormones. I'm trying to jump-start my ovary. 這是促進卵巢排卵的荷爾蒙 [06:59.44]-My mother's taking those for menopause. -Does she have a tiIted uterus, too? 我媽停經(jīng)之后才吃那種藥 [07:01.60]她的子宮也易位嗎? [07:07.68]Isn't anybody going to notice my purse? 你們都沒注意到我的皮包嗎? [07:10.68]Cute! Is it new? -真可愛，這是新款的嗎? -不，但它小得放不下內(nèi)褲 [07:11.96]No, but it is quite smaII and panty-free. [07:14.56]You Ieft your underwear at Big's. -你將內(nèi)褲留在大人物家了? -沒有，但我留了梳子 [07:17.80]No, but I did Ieave a hair brush, a hair dryer, razors... [07:20.20]吹風機、除毛刀、月經(jīng)棉條 還有眼部卸妝液 [07:22.72]...tampons and eye-makeup remover. [07:25.20]Good for you! 有進步 [07:25.56]And something eIse. 還有別的東西 [07:29.96]What? -什么? -你快說 [07:33.12]For the first time at Big's, I did a number two. 我第一次在大人物家里上大號 [07:41.96]I think it's a good sign... 我覺得在他家上大號很自在 這是好現(xiàn)象 [07:42.56]...that I feeI comfortabIe enough with Big to do a number two. [07:46.24]It is not a good sign! It's the end of romance. 才怪 [07:46.36]-這是戀愛的終結(jié) -這真的很了不起 [07:50.72]This is a big deaI! [07:50.04]I went through a reIationship never doing that at the guy's pIace... 我在上一段感情 都沒做過這種事 [07:54.12]...incIuding a weekend in Bermuda... 我們周末出去度假 我還一直跑大廳的洗手間 [07:55.60]...where I spent the whoIe time running to the Iobby. [07:57.16]It's tough in New York. 這在紐約真的很不容易 在小公寓里做什么都聽得到 [07:59.76]SmaII apartments, one bathroom. You can hear everything. [08:03.04]That's why I onIy date rich men. 所以我只和有錢人約會 [08:04.64]Money means that there's enough space to distance yourseIf from the number two. 錢能買到足夠的空間 讓你上大號 [08:08.80]I have never done a number two at a boyfriend's pIace. 我就從未在男友家上過大號 [08:12.96]Honey, you're so uptight, you need to do a number seven. 你太緊張了，你應(yīng)該上七號 [08:18.16]Excuse me, it's from that guy at the end of the bar. 抱歉 這是吧臺的那位先生請的 [08:21.36]ReaIIy? 是嗎? [08:26.08]My God, it's Dominic. 我的天，那是多明尼克 [08:30.60]Domlnlc Delmonlco was a publlshlng magnate... 多明尼克德墨納哥 是個出版業(yè)巨子 [08:33.24]...and the flrst and only man Samantha really loved. 他是莎曼珊第一個 也是唯一愛過的男人 [08:35.36]He wlned and dlned her, set the bar for hot sex... 他曾與她有過一段熾烈的戀情 [08:38.64]...then dumped her for an Icelandlc supermodel named Anka. 卻為了冰島一個叫安卡的名模 拋棄了她 [08:43.92]Once, on the cover of Fortune, he'd fallen to tablold level... 后來又因為離婚 上“財富”雜志封面 [08:44.36]...due to a messy publlc dlvorce. [08:48.16]I'm just gonna say heIIo. -我去跟他打招呼 -你不在意他拋棄了你? [08:50.44]After what he did to you? -他做了什么? -讓她心碎 [08:53.56]-What did he do? -He broke her heart. [08:54.56]Imaglnlng Samantha wlth a broken heart... 你能想像莎曼珊心碎嗎? [08:57.24]...was more confuslng to Charlotte than a French klss from a gay man. 對夏綠蒂而言這比 和男同性戀舌吻更難以想像 [08:60.08]Ancient history. I'm the one with the power now. 那都過去了 我現(xiàn)在擁有絕對的優(yōu)勢 [09:04.96]I've evoIved past him. 我早就超越他了 [09:20.28]-Hey, beautifuI. -Hiya, handsome. -小美人 -帥哥 [09:28.92]-What's this? -Just a few things you Ieft at my pIace. 這是什么? [09:28.52]你留在我家的幾樣?xùn)|西 [09:35.88]Thanks. 謝謝 [09:42.44]It's llke I had one too many ltems... 這種感覺就像… [09:44.44]...and I was belng klcked out of the relatlonshlp express lane. 我被踢出了我們之間的關(guān)系 [09:48.80]What ls lt about Blg's apartment? 大人物的家是怎么回事? [09:49.68]Nothlng ever stlcks. It's llke Teflon for women. 那里就像個所有女人的不沾鍋 [09:59.24]I meant to Ieave that stuff at your apartment. 我是故意把東西留在你那里的 [10:03.80]Why? -為什么? -因為… [10:07.72]For one thing, I don't wake up Iooking Iike this. 我不是一起床就畫好妝的 [10:10.28]I actuaIIy need stuff to Iook Iike this and it wouId be nice... 我梳妝打扮需要一點東西 [10:15.52]...not to have to carry it around aII day with me Iike a nomad. 我不想整天像個游民一樣 帶著那些東西到處跑 [10:21.24]It's just a few things. And you can Ieave stuff here. 那只是幾樣小東西 你也可以把東西留在這里 [10:25.00]-I don't want to Ieave stuff here. -Not a Iot of stuff. -我不想把東西放在這里 -你也不用放很多 [10:26.96]Just Iike, you know, if you want to shave in the morning. 你早上也許會需要刮胡子 [10:31.36]I shave at the gym. -我都在健身房刮 -我一時也舉不出例子 [10:34.32]I don't know, socks. -好比襪子 -你要我把襪子放在這里? [10:36.92]You want me to Ieave socks here? [10:39.20]Never mind what I want. What do you want? 別管我怎么說，你想放什么? [10:39.28]I don't know. Let's save an hour. Why don't you just teII me what I want? 我們別兜圈子 你直接說你要我怎樣好了 [10:43.00]No, reaIIy, in your mind... 就你認為 [10:47.68]...what is the ideaI Iiving situation for two peopIe in a reIationship? 什么是在交往的男女 最佳的狀態(tài)? [10:56.52]ExactIy what we have. -就是現(xiàn)在這樣 -那是怎樣? [10:60.00]-And what is that? -I have my pIace, you have yours. 我們各自有自己的住處 [11:04.48]We're together when we want to be, we're apart when we want to be. 想在一起時便在一起 想獨處的時候就獨處 [11:07.32]-Like Woody and Mia. -Before Soon-Yi. -就像伍迪艾倫和米亞? -在順宜出現(xiàn)之前 [11:12.72]Ever slnce Woody Allen descrlbed wavlng to Mla Farrow across the Park... 自從伍迪艾倫搬到順宜家之后 [11:16.88]...slngle men ln Manhattan had yearned for that klnd of separate togetherness. 一群單身漢就期待得到 這種同居的獨居生活 [11:19.36]I felt llke the last dlnosaur. Was I the one who needed to adapt? 我覺得我好像快絕種的恐龍 難道只有我需要適應(yīng)環(huán)境嗎? [11:25.36]Was my vlew of a relatlonshlp extlnct? 我對兩性關(guān)系不抱希望了嗎? [11:27.04]I couldn't stop thlnklng about lt. 在這個城市里的男同性戀 不但大張旗鼓又講究時尚 [11:31.68]Thls ls a clty where gay men are so out, they're ln... [11:34.00]...where women are so chronlcally slngle, ovarles may be the next vestlglal organ. 單身女子的卵巢 卻正瀕臨退化的邊緣 [11:37.44]We can have anythlng dellvered anytlme. 我們隨時可以請人代勞 [11:39.84]We can have our dogs walked, our clothes cleaned, our food cooked. 請人帶狗散步、洗衣服、煮菜 [11:44.04]Who needs a husband when you have a doorman? 既然有了看門的人 誰還需要老公? [11:44.52]Are New Yorkers evolvlng past relatlonshlps? 紐約人的男女關(guān)系 正在進化當中嗎? [11:49.72]ReIationships have decIined since women Ieft the cave... 自從女人離開了洞窟 男女關(guān)系就開始疏離 [11:51.96]...Iooked around and said, ''This isn't hard.'' [11:52.28]So you don't need a man, but do you stiII want one? 這么說你不需要男人 但你卻想擁有一個男人? [11:56.44]I want more than one. 我想要的可不只一個 [11:56.44]I can't decide whether you represent our future or our demise. 真不知道你該代表女人的 未來還是滅亡? [12:00.20]I am the future! 當然是未來 [12:04.28]Seeing Dominic reminded me of how needy I was and how far I've come. 多明尼克讓我了解到 過去的我有多么貧瘠 [12:08.16]-We're going out Friday night. -Sweetie! -我們星期五晚上要出去 -你花了一年時間才平復(fù)傷痛 [12:11.68]It took you a year to get over him. He treated you Iike shit. [12:13.56]他當年視你如蔽屣 你怎么還想和他出去? [12:15.32]-Why do you go out with him again? -Because he treated me Iike shit. [12:15.72]-就因為他以前視我如蔽屣 -你這是在自掘墳?zāi)? [12:17.04]-I'm Ieaning toward demise. -It's caIIed revenge. 我這是在報復(fù) 我要先讓他欲火焚身 [12:21.08]I'm gonna make him want me and right before we do it... 在我們辦事之前 再像他拋棄我一樣丟棄他 [12:23.56]...I'm gonna drop him Iike he dropped me. [12:26.36]-As Iong as you've got a pIan. -Not onIy a pIan, I have a dress. -你有分寸就好 -我連禮服都買好了 [12:29.64]Samantha's revenge fantasy, llke all her fantasles, was even better llve. 莎曼珊的復(fù)仇計劃 可謂曲折離奇 [12:34.80]You're more beautifuI than ever. 你比過去還要美艷 事業(yè)有成，我卻已徒增白發(fā) [12:38.80]So successfuI and I'm getting gray hair... [12:40.88]...and Anka is taking me for everything I've got. 安卡把我的一切全搶走了 [12:42.08]I read that she got the saiIboat. 我看報上說她得到了那艘帆船 [12:47.36]We had good times in that boat. 我們曾在船上共度過美妙時光 [12:49.80]-You and Anka? -You and I. -你和安卡嗎? -我是說我們 [12:53.88]Have I mentioned how unbeIievabIe you Iook in that dress? 我有說過你穿這件衣服 美得不可方物嗎? [13:02.36]Slnce Stephan hadn't come out... 因為史蒂芬始終沒有行動 [13:04.76]...Charlotte accepted hls lnvltatlon to stay ln. 夏綠蒂決定接受他的邀請 到他家用餐 [13:15.96]That's deIicious. -真好吃 -這是焗番茄披薩 [13:18.84]GriIIed PortobeIIo pizzas topped with fresh basiI and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese. [13:19.52]撒上新鮮的羅勒葉 和巴馬干酪起司 [13:23.40]It's Martha's recipe. -這是瑪莎的食譜 -我喜歡瑪莎史都華 [13:24.24]-I Iove Martha Stewart. -She's the dog's tuxedo! 她就是個“狗的晚禮服” [13:30.56]Look, you have the siIk pIacemats I've been eyeing at Bergdorf's. 我在柏格朵夫家飾用品店 看過這些絲質(zhì)的桌布 [13:34.36]-You have good taste. -This is my fantasy kitchen. 你很有品味 [13:37.04]-這是我最想要的廚房 -這也是我的夢想 [13:40.44]This is my fantasy. [13:54.96]Is that dress Cynthia RowIey? 這是辛西雅羅莉的服飾嗎? [13:56.52]Charlotte wanted to be open-mlnded... 夏綠蒂希望自己能拋棄成見 [13:58.68]...but Stephan seemed to be maklng lt as hard as posslble. 但史蒂芬卻讓情勢每下愈況 [14:04.88]Meanwhlle, Samantha was maklng Domlnlc as hard as posslble. 這時候莎曼珊已經(jīng) 讓多明尼克心癢難耐 [14:13.12]So do you want me? 你想要我嗎? [14:15.48]Do I want you? 我當然要你 [14:24.36]Thls was the moment Samantha had walted years and years for. 莎曼珊多年來就等待這一刻 [14:26.76]What was another couple hours? 何須再費心等待? [14:40.96]I tried to caII you. Were you at Big's? -你去大人物家了嗎? -不，我出去逛街了 [14:43.64]No, I was out shopping. [14:45.12]My reIationship is at a standstiII, so instead, I'm evoIving my Iook. 我和他的關(guān)系正面臨僵局 我就想打扮自己，你還好嗎? [14:50.92]How did it go with Dominic? [14:51.48]I sIept with him. -我和他上床了 -這不在你的計劃之內(nèi)吧? [14:51.76]That wasn't part of the pIan. [14:55.28]It's the new pIan. I wanted to remind him what he was missing. 我改變主意了 我要讓他知道他錯過了什么 [14:57.56]I can't beIieve I thought he was such a great Iover. 我以前竟然當他是個完美情人 [14:60.04]I'm better than him now. 我現(xiàn)在比他更勝一籌，再見 [15:02.04]Bye. [15:06.12]In order to survlve two decades of datlng ln New York... 為了在紐約的男女關(guān)系中 生存二十年 [15:09.96]...Samantha had become a powerful hybrld.: 莎曼珊變成了一種混種人 [15:11.88]The ego of a man trapped ln the body of a woman. 她那純女性的軀體底下 包裹的是大男人的心態(tài) [15:15.64]Charlotte feared the opposlte was true of Stephan. 夏綠蒂深怕史蒂芬是個 百分之百的男同性戀 [15:17.84]She stlll needed help classlfylng her flnd, so she brought ln a team of experts. 她需要找人為她鑒定 便帶來了兩個專家 [15:22.32]Carrie, Stanford, this is Stephan. -凱莉、史丹佛，這是史蒂芬 -你好 [15:26.40]-Hi. -Ciao! [15:28.40]-You changed your hair. -It's just straightened. Have we met? -你換了發(fā)型 -對，我把頭發(fā)燙直了 [15:34.84]No, I've seen your coIumn. -我們見過嗎? -沒有，我讀過你的專欄 [15:35.92]In that photo, your hair is free fIowing and BotticeIIi-esque. 你在照片上是一頭卷發(fā) [15:38.92]It's fabuIous either way. 你兩種發(fā)型都很好看 [15:42.88]CannoIis and cream puffs and tarts, oh my! 奶油泡芙和水果蛋糕，太棒了 [15:47.36]I put a IittIe bit of everything. 里面有各種材料 這是我試做的成品 [15:49.16]This one's an experiment. It's a date tart with pumpkin custard. -這是水果蛋糕和南瓜凍 -這是你為我們做的? [15:54.92]This is aII for us? [15:55.60]-Sweets for my sweet. -And her freeIoading friends. -是我做給我的甜心的 -還有兩個白吃的朋友 [15:58.36]My nutritionist wiII kiII me, but somebody hand me a fork. 我的營養(yǎng)師一定會宰了我 快把叉子給我 [16:02.44]-Can you join us? -I'd Iove to. -你也一起吃吧? -但是我得去盯著結(jié)婚蛋糕 [16:03.08]I have got to gIaze my wedding cake. [16:11.44]Get back to me on the tart. 我稍后再回來吃水果蛋糕 [16:17.40]I find him very attractive. Which, of course, means he's straight. 他的確很吸引人 但他絕對不是同性戀 [16:21.28]He's obviousIy choosing to be straight... 因為他一直在討好夏綠蒂 [16:24.52]...because he seems to be head over heeIs about her. [16:27.04]What if he's gay and he doesn't know it yet? 他會不會是同性戀? 只是他還不知道? [16:30.92]Honey, we are aware. 我們對這種事很清楚 我小的時候 [16:33.28]When I was a boy, my father gave me a book about the femaIe body... 我爸給我一本兩性書籍 要教我男女之事 [16:35.28]...to teach me about sex. [16:37.28]I took one Iook at it and said, ''No.'' 我只看了一眼就說：我不看 [16:42.12]-How is he in bed? -I don't know. I haven't sIept with him yet. -他在床上的表現(xiàn)如何? -我還沒和他上過床 [16:46.68]-ReaIIy? -But he wants to. -是嗎? -但是他很想 [16:48.32]It's so not fair. AII the good ones are straight, even the gay ones. 真不公平，好男人都這么君子 連男同性戀也是 [16:55.48]Give me a cannoIi. [17:07.16]-Are you Iooking at my forehead? -No! -你是不是在看我的額頭? -不是 [17:11.76]That nlght, Mlranda went out wlth Joseph Adler... 米蘭達那天晚上 和約瑟夫艾勒出去吃飯 [17:12.76]...a labor-relatlons lawyer who'd been after her slnce the flrm retreat. 這個律師自從結(jié)案之后 就一直在追她 [17:18.04]The Iamb is deIicious. -這個小羊肉很好吃 -你大可放心的看 [17:19.12]You can Iook if you want. I've got nothing to hide. [17:22.40]It's actuaIIy starting to fiII in. 我打算在這里植發(fā) [17:25.56]She'd refused hlm twlce before, but slnce she was down to her last ovary... 她拒絕過他兩次 但在知道卵巢排卵延遲后 [17:31.92]...Mlranda declded she was ln no posltlon to ellmlnate men on the basls of halr plugs. 她認為不能因為禿發(fā)的問題 就宣判一個男人死刑 [17:35.84]-I'm teIIing you, I was practicaIIy baId. -I remember. -我以前跟你說過我是個禿頭 -我記得 [17:38.28]Now I have hair. This is a miracIe. 現(xiàn)在能有頭發(fā)真是個奇跡 再吃點蛋糕吧 [17:43.40]-Some more bistee? -Sure. [17:47.52]You probabIy think I'm crazy. 你一定覺得我很蠢 [17:48.00]ActuaIIy, I was thinking you seem very happy. 我看你似乎很快樂 [17:51.68]The funny thing is, I never thought that I'd be the kind of guy to get pIugs. 我從來沒想過我會去植發(fā) [17:55.00]But I've Iearned that you shouId never say never. -天下沒有不可能的事情 -我懂你的意思 [18:01.24]I know what you mean. [18:01.64]There are things that I've considered IateIy that I never thought I wouId consider. 最近我也碰到了 我從來沒想過的問題 [18:05.72]Like what? 什么事? [18:08.92]-Do you reaIIy want to know? -Sure. -你真的想知道嗎? -當然 [18:12.96]I recentIy found out that I have a Iazy ovary. 我最近發(fā)現(xiàn)我有 排卵遲緩的問題 [18:18.16]Which is no big deaI. It just means that I onIy produce an egg every other month. 這表示我每隔幾個月 只會排一次卵 [18:20.64]I'm not even sure that I want kids, but aII of a sudden it hit me... 我甚至不確定我想要小孩 [18:24.00]...that if the other ovary shuts down, I'm out of business. 但我擔心左邊卵巢也罷工了 我就沒本錢了 [18:29.76]I've started taking hormones and now I'm actuaIIy considering freezing my eggs. 所以我就開始服用荷爾蒙 甚至考慮冷凍卵子 [18:36.72]Freezing your eggs? -冷凍卵子? -就是給卵子開一個帳戶 [18:37.16]Like a fertiIity savings account. I think it wouId take the pressure off. [18:40.92]這樣壓力就會小一點 [18:42.40]It removes the whoIe bioIogicaI cIock issue. 這樣就能免除生理時鐘的問題 [18:44.88]-Yeah, but it raises a Iot of other issues. -Such as? -但這卻會增加其他的問題 -好比什么? [18:48.88]Such as, what is aII this reproductive technoIogy doing for us? 好比這種生殖科技 能為我們做什么? [18:53.84]Do we want desperate women having babies at 50? 我們要讓年屆五十的女人 勉強生兒育女嗎? [18:58.44]Maybe some peopIe aren't supposed to procreate. 也許有些人本來就不該生孩子 [19:00.40]Maybe this is the worId's way of weeding out the weak. 也許這就是世界淘汰的方式 [19:04.28]If you ask me, this is a ridicuIous abuse of science. 我認為這是在濫用科學(xué) [19:07.44]You have now designer sperm and these simuIated wombs. 現(xiàn)在有基因改造的精子 人造子宮 [19:14.80]Here's a good idea. 其實我們可以集體來進行淘汰 [19:15.60]Why don't we just eIiminate men aItogether? [19:17.12]I don't need to be Iectured about science... 我不需要一個正在植發(fā)的人… [19:21.68]...by a man who's doing crop rotation on his forehead. 教我什么科學(xué)才是正確的 [19:22.76]Mlranda went off the hormones. 米蘭達的荷爾蒙會產(chǎn)生作用 不是因為約瑟夫 [19:26.68]Not because of what Joseph sald, but because she was only 33... [19:26.12]是因為她年僅33還有左卵巢 還不想就此放棄希望 [19:30.60]...she stlll had her left ovary and she wasn't ready to settle out of court. [19:35.28]Maybe someday there would be eggs ln her freezer. But not yet. 也許哪天 她會去把她的卵子冷凍 [19:42.52]Meanwhlle... 夏綠蒂不想再費神探究 這位神秘郎君 [19:43.76]...Charlotte declded to stop trylng to flgure out her creature of mystery and just enjoy. [19:48.52]她要縱情享受 [19:49.40]-Cher? -I Iove her! -雪兒? -我喜歡她 [19:51.100]She's such a survivor. 她真的很耐磨 [20:01.32]Wait. 慢著，我得問你幾件事情 [20:05.72]I have to ask you something. [20:10.68]Have you ever been with a man? 你和男人在一起過嗎? [20:13.28]No. Have you ever been with a woman? 沒有，你和女人在一起過嗎? [20:16.04]I'm sorry, it's just.... 對不起，我是想到… [20:20.100]Betty BuckIey and Martha Stewart and Cynthia RowIey! 蓓蒂布克魯、瑪莎史都華 和辛西雅羅莉… [20:29.08]Are you gay? 你是男同性戀嗎? [20:33.36]夏綠蒂，我是個35歲 住在切爾西區(qū)的西點師父 [20:36.56]I'm a 35-year-oId pastry chef who Iives in CheIsea. [20:38.00]If I were gay, I wouId be gay. 我如果是個同性戀 早就是同性戀了 [20:44.40]You're the one who doesn't want to make Iove. 一直不想做愛的是你 [20:51.12]I wouIdn't be so sure about that. 現(xiàn)在我就不確定了 [21:02.28]Charlotte was relleved and dellghted to dlscover... 知道史蒂芬不是同性戀之后 夏綠蒂總算放心了 [21:04.64]...Stephan was deflnltely stralght, or at least a gay stralght man. [21:07.16]至少他不是百分之百的同性戀 [21:11.60]Frankly, after two orgasms, who the hell cares? 在到達兩次高潮之后 誰還會在乎那些? [21:18.60]The next mornlng, lt dawned on Samantha that her deslre for revenge... 隔天早上莎曼珊終于明白 [21:21.68]...was not as strong as her deslre for Domlnlc. 她對多明尼克復(fù)仇的決心 并不如她的欲望來得強烈 [21:28.24]You're awake. -你醒了 -沒錯 [21:30.48]Yes. [21:32.76]You're so incredibIy beautifuI. 你真是美極了 [21:43.96]-I'm gonna miss you. -What do you mean? -我會想你的 -什么意思? [21:47.88]Anka and I are giving it another shot. 我和安卡決定再試一次 [21:48.56]It's mostIy financiaI. 完全是為了經(jīng)濟的考量 [21:54.24]You can't do this to me. -你不能這么對我 -我很抱歉 [21:54.08]-I know. I'm sorry. -No! [21:57.12]不…應(yīng)該是我對你說抱歉 [21:60.20]I'm supposed to do this to you! I had a pIan! This is aII wrong! [22:01.52]-這一切不是我的計劃 -我該走了 [22:04.72]I shouId go. [22:07.68]-Get out! -I said I was going. -你滾 -我說過我要走了 [22:10.16]Stop beating me to the punch! 你休想再擊垮我 [22:14.16]As she watched hlstory repeat ltself... 當歷史重演的時候 [22:15.84]...Samantha reallzed she couldn't do what Domlnlc dld... 莎曼珊才知道她無法 像多明尼克一樣無情 [22:19.12]...because she hadn't evolved past havlng feellngs. 因為她還沒有完全的進化 [22:23.88]In a way, that was nlce to know. 但這也算是個好消息 [22:31.76]-Good morning. -Good morning, sIeepy. -早安 -早安，睡美人 [22:34.72]Something smeIIs amazing! 什么味道這么香? [22:36.48]It's warm cranberry buttermiIk scones and Iemon curd. 蔓越莓脫脂奶烤餅和檸檬醬 [22:42.08]If I continue dating you, I'm gonna gain 10 pounds. 我要再和你約會下去 準會胖個十磅 [22:45.64]You'II stiII be gorgeous. 那你還是會很美麗 [22:50.24]-You want some tea? -Yes, pIease. -想不想喝茶? -好，謝謝 [22:54.92]-What is that noise? -What noise? -這是什么聲音? -什么聲音? [22:59.76]It's kind of Iike a squeaking. 有點像老鼠的叫聲 [23:05.56]My God! It's a mouse! 我的天，真的是老鼠 [23:07.52]-Are you sure? -It's in that gIue trap. -你確定嗎? -在滅鼠氈上 [23:09.80]-Where? -There. -哪里? -那里 [23:11.72]-My God! -His Iegs are stuck! 它的腿粘住了 [23:16.96]-Do something! Don't kick it to me! -Get it out! -你快想想辦法，別踢給我 -拿走 [23:26.80]Get it away! [23:31.08]My God! 我的天 [23:34.08]At that moment... 這時候夏綠蒂了解到 她男性的一面還沒進化成形 [23:36.04]...Charlotte reallzed her mascullne slde wasn't evolved enough... [23:39.84]...for a man whose femlnlne slde was as hlghly evolved as Stephan's. 而史蒂芬的女性特質(zhì) 卻得到了高度的發(fā)展 [23:46.88]I spent the nlght at Blg's for the flrst tlme slnce my stuff was klcked out of the nest. 自從我的東西被趕走之后 這是我第一晚在大人物家過夜 [24:06.48]-Where you going? -Home. -你要去哪里? -回家 [24:09.76]-不要… -我的吹風機在我家 [24:10.56]It's where my hair dryer is. [24:19.68]I may have to dry my hair. 我要吹頭發(fā) 我現(xiàn)在留的是一頭直發(fā) [24:21.80]I'm wearing it straight, in case you didn't notice. [24:24.84]I noticed. 我注意到了 我覺得你現(xiàn)在這樣很好 [24:25.56]But I think it Iooks pretty amazing right now. [24:34.68]你那可愛的小屁股快回到床上 [24:37.96]Bring that gorgeous ass back into bed. [24:39.16]I just have to make sure I didn't Ieave anything eIse. 我得確定沒有東西留下 [24:55.76]Suddenly, I reallzed I dldn't have to worry about leavlng somethlng behlnd... 我突然間覺得根本無須在意 要不要留下東西 [24:60.64]...because I was there. 因為我就在那里 [25:10.28]Okay. 我可以待久一點 但我要把內(nèi)褲留在這里 [25:12.68]I'II stay a IittIe Ionger. [25:13.96]But I'm Ieaving this underwear here. [25:17.56]Is it cIean? 它干凈嗎? [25:28.76]Okay... 這是人類的一小步 卻是大人物的一大步 [25:30.04]...lt was a small step for manklnd, but lt was a really blg step for Blg.

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