欲望都市第四季 房事風(fēng)波 Ring a Ding Ding

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:41:37 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.08]欲望城市 [00:35.72](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:42.96]“房事風(fēng)波” [00:50.24]A girI in pigtaiIs once said, ''There's no pIace Iike home. '' 曾有個(gè)綁著馬尾的女孩說 “沒有比家更溫暖的地方” [00:56.52]But then her home didn't have a toiIet that fIushed for no reason... 但是她的家沒有無故 故障的馬桶 [01:03.28]and a boyfriend who was moving out for one big reason. 還有一個(gè)將要搬走的男朋友 [01:13.60]That's the last of it. 最后一箱了 [01:18.24]Okay. [01:23.12]You want me to fix that? -你要我?guī)湍阈迒? -我可以找人來修 [01:23.92]No, it's okay. l can get someone to come and fix it. [01:28.08]Just let me get in there for a second. 我修一下就好 [01:36.36]Hold the ball cock. This thing right here. 握住浮球活拴，那個(gè)東西 [01:42.32]Right there. 這里 [01:48.20]That should do it. 可以了 [01:53.84]l should go. 我該走了 [01:57.60]You can't leave. 你不能走 [02:01.72]Our last words to each other can't be ''ball cock.'' 我們的最后一句話 不應(yīng)該是浮球活拴 [02:05.36]You should definitely stay... 你應(yīng)該留下來 [02:11.16]at least for another day. 至少多留一天 或是永遠(yuǎn)不要離開 [02:13.76]-Or forever. -We've been through this. [02:15.00]我們談過了，我辦不到 [02:18.08]l can't. [02:24.88]Are you sure? 你確定嗎? [02:26.44]l am. 確定 [02:30.84]Aidan... [02:33.84]this is difficult to say. 這很難以啟齒 [02:41.60]l left the ring on the clown table. -我把戒指放在桌上 -那是你的 [02:46.36]That's yours. 我一開始就不應(yīng)該接受 [02:47.64]No, l should never have accepted it in the first place. l'm sorry. [02:49.12]我很抱歉，請(qǐng)你把戒指帶走 [02:51.28]-Please take the ring. -l want you to have it. -我希望你收下 -請(qǐng)你帶走 [02:54.56]Please take it. lf you do or say... [02:57.88]如果你再說一句好話… [03:02.96]one more nice thing.... 再對(duì)我溫柔… [03:10.68]l got to go. -我得走了 -我無法看著你離開 [03:09.100]l can't watch you leave, so l think l am gonna.... [03:14.40]l'm better.... l'm gonna stand here. Could you just.... 我要待在這里 [03:14.08]可以把門帶上嗎? [03:18.96]Could you just shut the door? [03:22.56]l know. 我知道，走吧 [03:23.04]Go. [03:44.92]Three hours Iater, I peeIed myseIf off the bathroom fIoor. 三小時(shí)后 我才從浴室地板上爬起來 [03:56.00]ApparentIy, there were things that were difficuIt for Aidan to say, as weII. 顯然艾登也有難以啟齒的事 [04:10.64]I curIed up to read Aidan's Iast words to me... 我蜷起來閱讀艾登最后一封信 [04:14.84]aIso known as the good-bye Ietter. 也就是告別信 [04:27.32](佛格先生律師事務(wù)所) [04:28.36]-Aidan's evicting her? -He's not evicting her. -艾登要驅(qū)逐她? -不是，他給她三十天做決定 [04:31.12]He's giving her 30 days to decide what she wants to do. [04:33.32]-That's just tacky. -Look, life gets complicated. 他太沒有風(fēng)度了 [04:34.72]人生真復(fù)雜，史蒂夫和我 要分配與孩子相處的時(shí)間 [04:36.08]Steve and l are drawing up papers to timeshare our kid. [04:39.76]Great love stories are supposed to end with tragedy and tears... 偉大的愛情故事 都以眼淚做結(jié)尾 [04:43.72]not papers from the law firm of Gold and Vogel. 而不是律師事務(wù)所的信 [04:45.04]This is more than fair. He's asking you to buy your apartment... 這很公平，他要你以原價(jià)買下 [04:50.20]for the exact price he paid, or you can vacate and he'll sell it. [04:50.72]-不然你要搬走好讓他賣掉 -搬走? [04:52.20]Vacate? l'm homeless. [04:57.44]l'll be a bag lady, a Fendi bag lady. 我無家可歸了 提著芬迪包包的流浪婦女 [04:57.76]You should think of buying your place. -或許你該考慮買下來 -在紐約，大家都租房子 [04:59.92]l am not a buyer. New York is a town of renters. Everybody rents. [05:04.40]-l don't. -l don't. -我不是 -我也不是 [05:04.40]-l don't. -You got yours in the settlement. 你的是別人給你的 [05:07.48]You did not have to pay for it. [05:09.76]l paid for that apartment. 那層公寓我也有付出 [05:15.16]l'm pregnant. l can't control it. 我懷孕了，控制不住 [05:17.84]Honey, you better learn, because that is unappetizing. 你最好學(xué)著控制 這樣會(huì)破壞胃口 [05:21.04]l know. l am so swollen and gassy. 我臃腫又漲氣，就像救生圈 [05:23.32]l am like a flotation device. [05:27.80]l'll get this one, and l don't want a fight out of you. 讓我來付，我不想跟你們爭(zhēng) [05:30.56]Save it for your down payment. 為你的頭期款存點(diǎn)錢 [05:32.64]Excuse me! You bought the Chanel wallet? 你買了香奈兒的皮夾? [05:35.52]No, Richard gave it to me as a gift. -這是理查送我的禮物 -為了慶祝什么? [05:38.32]-Nice. What was the occasion? -No occasion. -不為什么 -他愛上你了 [05:42.20]-He is in love with you. -He is not. -他才沒有愛上我 -你怎知道? [05:44.88]-You don't know that. -l do. 我知道，你們看這張卡片 [05:47.08]Take a look at the card. [05:48.16]''Style for style. Best, Richard.'' “時(shí)髦送給時(shí)髦 最好的理查” [05:53.52]-''Best.'' Yikes. -''Best'' is the worst. -最好的? -用“最好的”最不好 [05:54.64]Even Gold and Vogel give you ''sincerely.'' 連律師事務(wù)所都會(huì)用 “誠摯地” [05:57.48]''Best'' is like signing ''Not love.'' -“最好的”就代表“不愛” -他有這個(gè)心意最重要 [05:58.68]lt's the thought that counts. He bought you something you'd love. [06:02.88]He's a pretty generous guy with money. 他很大方，在金錢方面 [06:04.44]-Aidan wanted me to keep the ring. -You did, didn't you? -艾登要我留著戒指 -你有留下吧? [06:09.00]-Honey, you're a fool. -No. 你好傻 [06:14.32]lt was the right thing to do. 這樣做是對(duì)的 你有想過把戒指歸還嗎? [06:16.96]-Do you ever think about giving yours back? -No, l love that ring. -不，我愛這個(gè)戒指 -我無法將戒指留下 [06:18.44]l couldn't keep it. Every time l looked at it, it would break my heart. [06:21.52]每次當(dāng)我看到它，就會(huì)心碎 [06:27.48]This ring is worth a lot. -這只戒指很值錢 -蒂芬妮，2.17克拉，白金 [06:31.00]Tiffany. 2.1 7 carats, platinum setting. [06:34.40]Beautiful cut, very few inclusions. So, what do you want to do with it? 切工完美，十分清澈 你想要怎么做? [06:38.36]l was thinking maybe l'd turn it into a necklace. 我考慮將這個(gè)變成項(xiàng)練 [06:41.36]A floating diamond necklace would be to die. Very now. 漂浮的鉆石項(xiàng)練一定會(huì)很棒 [06:45.80]-So, a lot of people do this. -These were my baguettes. -很多人這么做? -這原本是我的寶石 [06:49.68]Because it turned out my husband was a faggot... 我前夫原來是同性戀 所以戒指就成了耳環(huán) [06:52.28]now they're earrings. But he had good taste. 但是他品味不錯(cuò)，做成項(xiàng)練? [06:56.36]-So, a necklace? -l'm not sure. [06:58.12]我不確定 [06:58.52]Maybe a pendant. We can melt down the platinum setting... 做成垂飾，把白金部分融化 [07:01.68]-and turn it into spectacular earrings. -Melt it down? -做成漂亮的耳環(huán) -融化? [07:07.60]There, in the wedding band boneyard, CharIotte started to meIt down. 就在結(jié)婚戒指的墳場(chǎng) 夏綠蒂心軟了 [07:12.56]l don't think l'm ready for this. 我再考慮看看 [07:14.76]Just don't take it to the gypsies next door. 不要拿去給隔壁的吉普賽人 [07:21.00]Okay. Let's look at your assets here at the bank. 讓我們來看看你在銀行的資產(chǎn) [07:24.16]You may be able to use them as collateral for the loan. 或許可以作為貸款的擔(dān)保 [07:28.52]Linda, Line 1. [07:31.16]lt says here that you have $700 in your checking account. 你的支票戶頭有700塊 [07:35.32]l just paid my credit card bill. -我剛付了信用卡費(fèi) -還有957塊的存款 [07:36.72]And... [07:39.60]$957 in savings. [07:45.56]Look, Linda. 是這樣的，琳達(dá) [07:47.64]You're single, right? l'm sure you can appreciate my problem. 你也是單身 一定能體恤我的困難 [07:50.52]l just broke up with my fiancé, which, trust me, is traumatic enough-- 我剛跟未婚夫分手 已經(jīng)夠難過了 [07:55.28]Linda, Line 2. [07:58.80]And now l have... 我只有25天去籌錢買房子 [08:01.24]twenty-five days to either find the money to buy my place... [08:04.96]or l am out on the street. 不然就得流落街頭 [08:06.40]Do you have any other income, besides the column? 除了寫專欄還有其他收入嗎? [08:12.00]No. 沒有，但是我被票選為 紐約最佳雜志專欄作家 [08:13.40]But l was chosen as New York magazine's best pick for city columnist. [08:15.88]l was the pick over Pete Hamill. -贏過皮特哈密爾 -銀行以外的資產(chǎn)呢? [08:18.32]What about your assets outside the bank? [08:20.76]-Property, stocks, bonds? -No. -房地產(chǎn)、股票、債券? -沒有 [08:24.40]l'm sorry, Ms. Bradshaw... 抱歉，布雷蕭小姐 [08:29.28]but you are not a desirable candidate... 你不是貸款的最佳候選人 [08:31.96]for a loan. [08:37.16]After assessing what IittIe assets I had... 在知道我的資產(chǎn)有多么少后 [08:41.40]I reaIized I wouId have to change my IifestyIe. 我明白我得改變生活習(xí)慣 [08:45.88]Excuse me, could you tell me how much the bus is? 請(qǐng)問搭公車多少錢? [08:48.48]$1 .50. -一塊半 -真的嗎? [08:48.24]Really? Wow. [08:52.12]Last time l took the bus, it was like 75 cents. 我上一次搭的時(shí)候 還是七十五分 [08:54.96]You know, for $3 more, you could take a cab. 再多三塊錢就可以搭計(jì)程車了 [09:02.88]For crying out loud. 真是倒霉 [09:04.04]Why do you have to take the bus if you're on the bus? 你可以登上公車廣告 為什么還要搭公車? [09:08.72]My thoughts exactly. 我也是這么想 [09:13.64]So here I was, a 35-year-oId singIe woman with no financiaI security... 我，一個(gè)35歲的單身女子 沒有財(cái)產(chǎn) [09:17.88]but many Iife experiences behind me. 但有許多人生經(jīng)驗(yàn) 這些都不算數(shù)嗎? [09:19.68]Did that mean nothing? [09:20.08]After aII, heartbreak and breakups are the hardest kind of work. 畢竟 心碎和分手是最困難的事 [09:24.52]So shouIdn't there be some sort of credit for enduring them? 忍受這些不該得到掌聲嗎? [09:27.92]And if not, how do you retain a sense of vaIue... 當(dāng)無從證明起時(shí) 要如何保持價(jià)值感? [09:31.04]when you have nothing concrete to show for it? [09:33.12]Because at the end of yet another faiIed reIationship... 因?yàn)樵谝欢问〉母星橹? [09:40.08]when aII you have are war wounds and seIf doubt... 你遍體鱗傷，對(duì)自我懷疑 [09:41.96]you have to wonder, what's it aII worth? 你不禁納悶：這一切值得嗎? [09:48.60]Let me just say again, l love your gallery... 讓我再說一次 我很喜愛你的藝?yán)? [09:52.12]so if there are ever any openings, you have my résumé. 要是有職缺 你有我的履歷表吧? [09:54.96]MeanwhiIe, a woman with far fewer financiaI worries... 一個(gè)不用煩腦金錢的女人 也在思忖她的價(jià)值 [09:59.44]was aIso contempIating her worth. [10:16.24]CharIotte knew the ring didn't mean as much, now that she wasn't with Trey. 和崔分開后 夏綠蒂明白戒指已經(jīng)沒有意義 [10:22.32]But on that particuIarIy Iow Thursday... 但是在低潮的星期四 [10:25.56]she put on her 2. 17-carat diamond... 她戴上2.17克拉的鉆石 [10:30.56]and wandered around her 2. 17-carat Park Avenue apartment. 在她偌大的公園大道公寓徘徊 [10:44.88]That night, at Richard's.... 那一晚在理查家 [10:46.56]-Another gift. Are you trying to spoil me? -That's the plan. -又送我禮物，你想寵壞我? -正有此意 [10:51.76]-La Petite Coquette, my favorite. -l know. l pay attention. -我最愛的牌子 -我知道，我有注意 [10:53.24]Wait a minute. There's a card. -等一下，有卡片 -卡片 [10:57.40]The card. [11:01.08]''Sexy for sexy. Best, Richard.'' “性感致性感，最好的理查” [11:05.28]Why don't you slip into that, while l pour us some Cristal? 何不趁我倒酒時(shí)穿上? [11:07.32]l'll do my very best. 我盡量讓你滿意 [11:10.92]Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink. 只能看不能買 [11:16.48]This is torture. Why are you doing this to me? l can't buy shoes. 真是折磨，為什么找我? 我不能買鞋 [11:20.64]l have to buy shoes. None of my old ones fit. 舊的鞋子都穿不下了 連我的腳都肥了 [11:22.84]Even my feet are fat. [11:26.92]-These are pretty. -l'm looking for comfortable. -這雙好漂亮 -我在找舒服的鞋 [11:28.84]Then l'll try these for you. 我?guī)湍阍嚧?，抱? [11:31.00]Excuse me, sir, could l try these, please, in a seven-and-a-half? 請(qǐng)幫我拿這雙七號(hào)半 [11:36.28]And these. 還有這雙，還有這雙 這里全部 [11:39.96]l guess, just all of these. [11:41.56]But, sir, no matter what happens in the next 20 minutes... 不管接下來20分鐘發(fā)生什么事 [11:44.52]under no circumstances am l to buy these. 在任何的情況下我都不買鞋 [11:47.12]-l'm just trying them on for fun. -How fun for me. -我只是穿著好玩的 -可累慘我了 [11:51.88]Could l try these in a nine? 我要試穿這雙九號(hào) [11:52.56]-Sure. -Thanks. [11:58.92]-What is that smell? -Sorry. -那是什么味道? -抱歉 [12:01.24]l've learned to control the sound now, but not the activity. 我已經(jīng)會(huì)控制聲音 但是還是得放 [12:05.48]That's just mean. 真是惡劣 [12:07.16]Damn! 該死，怎么可以放屁不通知? [12:09.64]How'll people know to scatter without a warning? [12:10.76]Although, maybe it's not that l control the noise... 或許我不是真的會(huì)控制聲音 [12:15.52]as much as my ass is so big the sound is now muffled. 或許是因?yàn)槲移ü纱蟮?擋住聲音 [12:20.20]Look at my fingers. They're like sausages. l can't even get my ring off. 我的手指就像香腸 連戒指都拔不下來 [12:22.76]l'm telling you, the fat ass, the farting, it's ridiculous. 肥屁股、放屁，真是荒謬 [12:27.16]l am unfuckable... 沒人要跟我上床 而我卻從未如此饑渴過 [12:28.36]and l have never been so horny in my entire life. [12:31.92]-Really? -Yeah. 所以懷孕時(shí)一定要已婚 [12:33.52]That's why you should be married while pregnant... [12:37.92]so somebody is obligated to have sex with you. 有人得義務(wù)跟你做愛 [12:41.48]-l'm an undesirable. -No. l am. -我不受歡迎 -我才是 [12:46.04]The lady at the bank said l was an unattractive candidate for a loan. 銀行的小姐說我是 最不受歡迎的貸款人 [12:50.00]Where did all my money go? l know l've made some. 我的錢都跑到哪里去了? 我知道我有賺一點(diǎn) [12:54.28]At $400 a pop, how many of these do you have? 一雙鞋400塊，你有幾雙? [12:58.48]-Fifty? -Come on. -50? -拜托 [12:59.88]-A hundred? -Would that be wrong? -100? -有錯(cuò)嗎? [13:04.12]100 times 400, there's your down payment. 100乘以400等于你的頭期款 [13:06.04]That's only $4,000. -只有四千 -是四萬 [13:09.24]No, it's $40,000. [13:11.92]l spent... 我花了四萬塊買鞋 卻沒有地方住 [13:12.08]$40,000 on shoes... [13:17.44]and l have no place to live? [13:20.76]l will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes. 我就快變成住在 鞋堆的老女人了 [13:28.20]l pulled my own finger. l'm a walking whoopie cushion. 我拉自己的手指 就像會(huì)放屁的整人坐墊 [13:35.76]When a girI gets backed up against a waII she can't afford... 當(dāng)窮途末路之際 我只好考慮租房子了 [13:38.52]she has to consider renting others. [13:40.24]That's the closet? 這就是衣櫥?鞋子要放哪里? [13:43.32]Where do the shoes go? 你可以在門上裝掛物架 [13:43.20]You get one of those racks that hang on the door. [13:49.80]l'll hang myself on a door if l have to live here. 要是我得住在這里 我要把自己吊死 [13:56.72]Do l smell curry? 怎么有咖哩的味道? [13:58.20]There's an lndian restaurant downstairs. 樓下有印度餐廳 [14:01.12]Delia, l ask you... 這樣的公寓月租居然要 2800塊? [14:04.36]how can this apartment be $2,800 a month? [14:08.88]l pay $750 for something that's twice the size. 我的公寓大兩倍，沒有味道 只要750塊 [14:10.56]-lt don't smell like takeout. -You have a rent-controlled apartment. [14:10.96]要是你有租金受管制公寓 就不要放棄 [14:12.04]l suggest you stay there. [14:16.48]Unfortunately, that's really not an option. 不幸地，我沒有選擇 [14:21.56]What other shit holes are you showing me today? -你還要帶我去什么爛地方? -以你的態(tài)度和價(jià)錢限制 [14:24.04]l have to be honest. With your attitude and price limitations... [14:26.72]l think you should consider Weehawken. 你可以考慮威霍肯(紐澤西) [14:30.92]Get back to me when the numbers are in. 統(tǒng)計(jì)好數(shù)字通知我 [14:34.80]Look at you, all dressed up. Applying for a job here? 看看你盛裝打扮，來應(yīng)征嗎? [14:40.88]So this is where you work. 這就是你的辦公室，好可愛 [14:43.24]lt's cute. lt's smaller than l expected. [14:43.36]比我預(yù)期中小，我總是想像 [14:47.12]l always imagined rows and rows of blondes in tight sweaters, typing. 有一排身穿緊身衣的 金發(fā)美女在打字 [14:49.72]They're at lunch. 她們?nèi)コ晕顼埩? [14:53.60]l am here in an official capacity. 我是為了公事而來 [14:57.08]-Aren't you going to ask me to sit down? -By all means. Pick a chair. 你不請(qǐng)我坐下嗎? [14:59.36]挑張椅子坐吧 [15:02.84]Faced with the prospect of Weehawken... 面對(duì)可能搬到威霍肯 [15:02.92]I decided it was time to caII in the big guns. 我決定尋求重量級(jí)的協(xié)助 [15:06.32]Now, what can l do for you? 我能為你做什么嗎? [15:12.36]l once read that you took something like $3 million and leveraged it... 我曾經(jīng)看過你拿三百萬元 [15:14.88]to build a $100 million building. How did you do that? 去蓋一億元的房子 你是怎么辦到的? [15:20.52]-What's going on? -l want to buy my apartment... 怎么了? [15:21.52]我想要買下我的公寓 但是我沒有錢 [15:23.92]but l have no money. [15:26.76]l'm worth nothing. 我一文不值 [15:31.48]You're worth a million bucks, Bradshaw. 你身價(jià)一百萬，布雷蕭 [15:33.44]Maybe you should go work at a bank. 或許你該去銀行工作 [15:40.20]Aidan and l broke up. 艾登和我分手了 [15:43.60]So it's not just money troubles. 不只是錢的問題? [15:47.04]-Why didn't you call me? -l got enough troubles. -你為什么不打電話給我? -我的麻煩夠多了 [15:53.80]What happened? -怎么了? -顯然被你說對(duì)了 [15:56.72]Apparently, you were right, l am not the marrying kind. 我不是結(jié)婚的料 [15:59.20]Or the timing wasn't right. 或是時(shí)機(jī)不對(duì)，你會(huì)沒事的 [16:03.68]You're going to be okay, kid. [16:05.32]So l need money. You know money. 所以我需要錢 [16:09.56]你懂得理財(cái)，我需要你的協(xié)助 [16:10.12]l need to know what you know about money. [16:14.88]Simple. 簡(jiǎn)單，我告訴你怎么弄到錢 [16:15.16]l'll tell you how to get the money. [16:17.80]Big offered me the money for my down payment. 大人物要幫我付頭期款 但是我不能拿 [16:20.68]But l could never take it. [16:27.20]-Could l? -You couldn't. -可以嗎? -不行 [16:29.32]He just gave you $30,000? 他給你三萬塊? [16:30.60]As a loan. l would pay him back. -借我，我會(huì)還他的 -收下這筆錢 [16:32.100]Take the money. 當(dāng)你收下男人的錢 就被他控制了 [16:35.36]When a man gives you money, you give him control. [16:36.64]lt's just money. Man, woman, who cares? lt's fluid. 只是錢罷了 [16:38.56]男人，女人，誰在乎呢? 大家互相幫忙，各取所需 [16:42.72]Someone needs it, you give it. You need it, you take it. [16:43.24]l'm uncomfortable with this. We shouldn't be talking about money. -我們不應(yīng)該談錢 -我們什么都談 [16:48.40]Why? We talk about everything else. [16:49.60]People are funny about money. 人對(duì)錢總是很奇怪，就像理查 [16:51.48]Like Richard, he's happy to buy me gifts, but-- -他很愛送我禮物，但是… -還是沒有愛? [16:55.44]Still no ''love''? 他繼續(xù)使用“最好的” [16:57.24]No, but he continues to send his best. [16:60.52]Don't cash Big's check. l'll loan you the money. 不要?jiǎng)佑弥保医枘沐X [17:04.32]You're about to have a baby. l can't take your money. 你就要生寶寶了，我不能拿 [17:06.68]-And furthermore, do you have that much? -l have about half that. -你有那么多嗎? -大概一半 [17:12.56]-What? Does no one else shoe shop? -l could loan you the rest. -大家都不買鞋的嗎? -剩下的我借你 [17:15.16]Look... 你們?cè)敢饨栉义X實(shí)在太窩心了 [17:18.32]that is really... [17:21.48]sweet of you two to offer. [17:25.08]lt's really sweet. 真的很窩心，但是我要靠自己 [17:28.84]But l'm gonna do this on my own. [17:33.72]So l can't tape it back. 所以我不能收 [17:39.00]l have news. 我有好消息 [17:41.96]Looks like l have gotten a job as a docent at the Museum of Modern Art. 我要到現(xiàn)代美術(shù)館當(dāng)講解員 [17:46.04]What does that pay? l can docent. -我也可以講解 -那是義務(wù)性的 [17:47.76]lt's a volunteer job, but they're very coveted positions. [17:48.84]但是這是我夢(mèng)寐以求的 [17:51.52]You come back. 再次光臨 [18:02.04]l have no fortune. 我沒有未來這一點(diǎn) 不需要餅干告訴我 [18:02.96]l didn't need a cookie to tell me that. [18:07.92]These fans only cost $1 . 這些扇子只要一塊錢 [18:11.68]l'm going to save a lot of money on air conditioning. 我得存一大筆錢裝空調(diào) [18:17.48]You okay? 你還好嗎? [18:21.72]No apartment and no Aidan. 沒有公寓，沒有艾登 [18:27.72]lt's been a rough two weeks. 這兩周真難熬 [18:33.44]Just give me a block. l'm going to be fine. 我走一下就好 [18:44.52]As I thought about Ieaving the apartment that I had Iived in for the past decade... 一想到要離開住了十年的公寓 [18:48.08]I reaIized how much I wouId miss it. 我才知道我會(huì)多么想它 它一直陪伴著我 [18:50.88]Through everything, it had aIways been there for me. [18:55.16]And suddenIy, I was irrationaIIy angry... 突然間，我失去理智地憤怒 [18:59.20]and I knew just where and who to take it irrationaIIy out on. 我知道該找誰出這股怨氣 [19:02.20]Hi. What are you doing here? -你怎么會(huì)到這里? -我剛好在附近 [19:05.48]l was just in the neighborhood. [19:08.48]Come on in. 請(qǐng)進(jìn) [19:09.96]You want some iced tea or something? 你要喝冰紅茶嗎? [19:14.92]Why didn't you offer me the money? -你為什么不借我錢? -我就知道你會(huì)問 [19:15.08]-l knew you were going to say that. -l wouldn't take it. -我也不會(huì)收 -那我問不問有什么差別? [19:19.72]-Then what does it matter if l offer it or not? -Because... [19:22.28]因?yàn)槲視?huì)借給你 你是我的朋友 [19:22.56]l would have offered it to you. [19:26.04]-You're my friend. -Money and friendship don't mix. 金錢和友誼不能混淆 我父親和他的朋友… [19:29.36]My father and his friend Paul were never the same-- [19:31.60]We're not talking about your father and his friend Paul. 我們不是在談你父親和他朋友 [19:35.00]We're talking about you and your friend, me. 我們?cè)谡勀愫臀? [19:40.68]And for the record, l am aware... 告訴你，我很自知 [19:42.64]that l have some financial messiness that l have to clean up, and to that end... 我有一堆財(cái)務(wù)上的麻煩要處理 [19:46.44]l am looking into some freelance magazine work. 所以我在尋找自由投稿的機(jī)會(huì) [19:50.48]l have been offered $4 a word at Vogue. That is a lot. 時(shí)尚雜志要給我一個(gè)字四塊錢 一般人只有兩塊 [19:52.08]Most people get $2. [19:54.88]So, yes, l have made some mistakes, and, Charlotte... 我是犯了一些錯(cuò)誤 [19:59.32]you have made some mistakes. When you were making those mistakes... 你也有犯過錯(cuò)，當(dāng)你犯錯(cuò)時(shí) [20:04.64]l was sitting across from you at the coffee shop... 我坐在咖啡廳里 [20:07.92]nodding and listening and supporting you. 點(diǎn)著頭，傾聽，支持你 [20:11.76]l was not sitting at a Chinese restaurant... 我可沒有坐在中國餐館里 [20:13.36]turning away when you should have been looking at me. 在應(yīng)該看著我的時(shí)候 把頭別過去 [20:17.36]And what kills me is, you don't even have to work. 你根本不需要工作，還當(dāng)義工 [20:22.64]You're volunteering. [20:27.40]凱莉，我愛你 [20:28.60]l love you. [20:30.36]But it's not my job to fix your finances. 但我沒有義務(wù) 幫你解決財(cái)務(wù)難題 [20:35.36]You're a 35-year-old woman. 你已經(jīng)35歲了，應(yīng)該要靠自己 [20:37.04]You need to learn to stand on your own. [20:39.12]夏綠蒂，你手指上是什么? [20:42.28]What is that on your finger? [20:47.28]l just wear it when l'm alone in my house. 我只有一個(gè)人在家時(shí)會(huì)戴上 [20:49.56]And you're telling me to be more independent? -你還告訴我要獨(dú)立? -那是我的戒指 [20:52.80]lt's my ring. l can wear it if l want to. 我想戴就戴，有什么錯(cuò)嗎? [20:55.12]And so what if it makes me feel better? [20:58.88]And for the record, the only reason l'm volunteering is, no one will hire me. 還有 我當(dāng)義工是因?yàn)闆]人雇用我 [21:02.48]l've called seven galleries. 我跟七間藝?yán)嚷?lián)絡(luò)過 [21:04.36]Apparently, l have too much experience. 顯然我經(jīng)驗(yàn)太豐富了 [21:12.00]You're right. lt's your ring, your business. l got all worked up on the walk over here. 這是你的戒指，你的事 而我一路自己走過來 [21:17.40]-You walked? -No, l took a $5 cab ride, seven blocks. 你走路來的? [21:18.96]不，我花五塊錢搭計(jì)程車 載我七個(gè)街區(qū) [21:22.28]These shoes pinch my feet, but l love them. 這雙鞋弄痛我的腳 但是我就是愛穿 [21:25.100]l am in a financial cul-de-sac. 我現(xiàn)在在財(cái)務(wù)的死胡同里 我要搭公車回去 [21:30.20]But l'm going to take the bus. [21:33.20]l just hope l'm not on it. 希望上面沒有我的照片 [21:39.64]MeanwhiIe, in the Iap of Iuxury.... 在此同時(shí)，在優(yōu)裕的環(huán)境中 [21:45.20]lt's okay. l'm Richard's assistant, and l'm gay. 我是理查的助手，同性戀 [21:48.72]Okay. Turn around and give a girl a moment. 轉(zhuǎn)過身去，讓我換衣服 [21:51.36]l'm Roger, and you weren't supposed to be here. 我叫羅杰，你不應(yīng)該在這里 [21:54.64]Richard left, and l decided to take a nice relaxing bath... 理查先走了，我想沖澡 卻遇到這種事 [21:55.16]but now that's shot to shit. [21:58.60]Okay. Decent. 好了，可以見人了 [22:01.52]l am so sorry, but if it's any consolation... 我很抱歉，不知能不能彌補(bǔ)你 [22:06.88]-wow! -Pilates. 彼拉特斯運(yùn)動(dòng) [22:09.68]So, why haven't l seen you around the office? 為什么不曾在辦公室見過你? [22:12.36]He has three assistants. l run his errands. 他有三個(gè)助手，我?guī)退芡? [22:17.04]His errands! 跑腿? [22:19.52]ls that an errand gift-wrapped on the bed? 幫他包裝床上那個(gè)禮物? [22:26.96]All right. l'm his personal shopper. 我是他的私人采買 [22:31.72]-He's a very busy man. -l'll bet. -他很忙 -看得出來 [22:34.40]Exactly how many women are you buying gifts for? 你幫他買過多少女人的禮物? [22:37.20]-What do you mean? -You've seen my bush. 什么意思? [22:40.68]We're a little past acting coy. 羅杰，我都被你看光了 我們不要扭扭捏捏 [22:44.44]Since you came into the picture, a lot less. 自從你出現(xiàn)后就少了很多 [22:47.04]And he's never sent me to Chanel before. 他從沒叫我買香奈兒 這一點(diǎn)很有趣 [22:47.36]That was fun. Great wallet. 很棒的皮夾，也有紅的 我不知道該選哪一個(gè) [22:52.04]-lt also came in red, but l couldn't decide-- -Richard didn't pick out any gifts? [22:53.80]理查不是親自挑禮物? [22:54.68]Technically, no. 技術(shù)上來說，不是 但是看得出來他很喜歡你 [22:58.36]-But he really likes you. l can tell. -Yeah, he thinks l'm the best. [22:60.36]他認(rèn)為我是最好的 [23:02.08]Wait, the cards. 等一下，卡片的內(nèi)容? [23:06.12]''Style for style''? ''Sexy for sexy''? [23:09.12]''Me for you.'' 那是我寫給你的 不要炒我魷魚 [23:13.80]Please, don't have me fired. 我假裝你不存在 [23:14.36]l'll tell you what. l'll pretend you don't exist. [23:18.16]-Thank you. -lf you do one thing for me. -謝謝你 -但是你要幫我一個(gè)忙 [23:28.00]l thought you'd like it. -我就知道你會(huì)喜歡 -真的? [23:29.20]You did? [23:31.08]我忘了看卡片 [23:32.68]l forgot the card. [23:37.84]''Gorgeous for gorgeous. “英俊致美麗，愛你的理查” [23:40.40]''Love, Richard.'' [23:53.84]l love you, Samantha. 莎曼珊，我愛你 [23:56.32]-l do. -You do? -真的 -真的? [24:02.08]And l love... 而我愛… [24:06.80]this. 這個(gè) [24:07.04]Samantha couId have said, ''I Iove you. '' 她可以說“我愛你”的 但害怕代價(jià)太高 [24:10.36]But she was afraid it wouId cost her too much. [24:12.32]So she did what she did best. 所以她盡量讓他滿意 [24:17.32]So every other Saturday... 隔周星期三、六 五點(diǎn)你帶他? [24:22.28]and Wednesday at 5:00 p.m., you take him. [24:22.48]-l was thinking 4:57 p.m. would be better. -You think this is stupid. -4.57會(huì)更好 -你認(rèn)為這樣很蠢? [24:27.04]No, l just was thinking that things are going to get off-schedule. 我在想… [24:31.44]事情可能不照計(jì)劃來 我們?cè)谟懻搶殞?，不是火? [24:34.32]We're talking about a kid, not a train. [24:36.00]l'd offer to do that for you, but l don't think it's in the contract. 我很樂意幫你 但是這不在契約上 [24:41.88]Don't give me a hard time. l could fart you into oblivion right now. 不要故意整我 我可以放屁把你轟到外太空 [24:51.32]That feels so great. 這樣好舒服，謝謝 [24:52.20]Thanks. [24:57.16]-Steve, am l ugly? -What? -史蒂夫，我很丑嗎? -什么? [25:02.52]No. You got that glow. -才不會(huì)，你散發(fā)一種光芒 -你愿意跟我上床嗎? [25:06.04]-But would you want to have sex with me? -What are you talking about? [25:06.12]你在說什么?你懷孕了 [25:10.00]You're pregnant. 除了浮腫脹氣以外的副作用 [25:12.20]And another charming side effect, aside from flatulence and bloating... [25:15.72]is all l can think about is sex. 就是我滿腦子性 [25:18.32]And who would want to have sex with me? 誰愿意跟我上床? [25:24.08]l'd like to have sex with you, but l'm pretty sure it's not allowed. 我愿意，但這是不可以的 [25:30.96]l've read section B-1 4 in the contract... 我讀過契約里B14條 [25:35.16]and it said nothing about sex. -上面沒提到性 -去他的契約 [25:35.40]Fuck the contract... [25:41.08]and please fuck me. 請(qǐng)跟我上床 [25:49.36]-What? -You're squishing me-- -什么?對(duì)不起 -你壓到我了 [25:50.56]-l'm sorry. -No. [25:54.24]That night, Steve gave Miranda muItipIe orgasms... 那一晚 史蒂夫給米蘭達(dá)多重的高潮 [25:58.32]for what it's worth. 我們說清楚，這樣并不是夫妻 [25:60.40]Just to be clear, this doesn't mean we're a couple. [26:04.56]This is a mercy fuck. 只是同情的性 [26:14.80]l'm sorry about the other day. l'm sorry if l hurt your feelings. 前幾天真是抱歉 我不是故意讓你難過 [26:19.48]You were right. l didn't want to let go of being Mrs. Trey MacDougal. 你說的對(duì) 我已經(jīng)不是麥克道格太太了 [26:22.04]l think you are coping amazingly well. 你處理得非常好 [26:26.16]l'm just scared. -我只是害怕 -我了解，我也是 [26:29.80]l know. [26:29.48]-Me, too. -Wow! 我們又是一個(gè)人了 [26:34.76]-We're alone again. -Yeah. [26:50.32]l want you to take the ring for your down payment. 拿這個(gè)戒指付頭期款 [26:51.76]l can't. You love this ring. 不行，你很鐘愛它 [26:55.84]No, l love what the ring represented. 我愛它代表的意義 [26:57.32]No, you're right. lt would make things too complicated. 這會(huì)讓事情變得復(fù)雜 [27:00.32]This is a straightforward business proposal. Clean and simple. 這是公事上的提議 [27:04.60]簡(jiǎn)單明了 有錢不能幫朋友有什么意義? [27:04.72]Why do l have all this money if l can't help out a friend? [27:08.28]But it would be a loan. l'll pay you back. -借我的，我會(huì)還你 -我知道 [27:11.88]l know. 我希望你仔細(xì)地考慮 [27:12.96]l want you to think really carefully about this. [27:16.44]l have. 我考慮過了 [27:18.92]Will you be comfortable knowing it will take me time to pay you back? 你要知道我短時(shí)間還不出來 [27:22.28]l will. 我知道 [27:32.32]l really appreciate this. 我真的很感激 [27:35.92]-l'll pay you back. You know that, right? -l do. 我會(huì)還你的，你知道吧? [27:37.88]我相信你，你接受嗎? [27:38.12]lt's okay. l trust you. [27:42.60]Will you take the ring? [27:45.96]l will. Thank you. 我接受，謝謝你 [27:49.32]CharIotte had taken her painfuI past and turned it into my hopefuI future... 夏綠蒂將她痛苦的過去 轉(zhuǎn)化成我希望的未來 [27:54.88]and that made the ring priceIess. 讓這只戒指變得無價(jià) [27:57.68]l start work at the museum next week. 我下禮拜開始到美術(shù)館上班 [28:02.16]That's great. Guess what. 太棒了，我也讓時(shí)尚雜志 加價(jià)到一個(gè)字四塊半 [28:04.72]l got Vogue up to $4.50 a word. [28:10.60]l fixed the toilet, and should be done with this by the end of the afternoon. 我把馬桶修好了 其他的今天就可以完成 [28:16.80]Okay, great. Thank you. 太好了，謝謝 [28:20.56]It wasn't quite as easy as cIicking my ManoIo BIahniks three times... 這一切不像穿 曼諾羅布雷尼克一樣簡(jiǎn)單 [28:24.60]but it was worth it. I was home. 但是絕對(duì)值得，我回家了 [28:35.48]Subtitles provided by SOFTlTLER

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