25 好消息和壞消息
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, theywere dirty, hot and tired. One day, after winning abattle against the enemy, the general announced tothe troops:"Comrades!I have some good news andsome bad news for you, which one are you willing tohear first?"
士兵們連續(xù)的行軍,作戰(zhàn),他們又臟又熱又累。一天,剛贏得一場戰(zhàn)役后,將軍宣布:“同志們,我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們愿意先聽哪個(gè)呢?”
"The good news!"they all shouted.
“好消息!”他們?nèi)碌馈?/p>
"Ok," said the general,"the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change ofclosing."
“好吧,”將軍說,“好消息就是你們每個(gè)人都可以徹底換一身衣服。”
"hooray!"cheered the soldiers and some of them began to undo their buttons.
“萬歲!”士兵們歡呼起來,有人已經(jīng)開始解扣子。
"And now, for the bad news! Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom.Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert..."
“現(xiàn)在呢,該是壞消息了。杰克,你和約翰換衣服。約翰,你和湯姆換衣服。湯姆,你和羅伯特?fù)Q。羅伯特...”