艾倫脫口秀24 超級有心計的小孩

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On sunday,a girl friend of mine...they ...we're having a playdate.

這周日 我和一閨蜜約好把各自的孩子帶出去玩

She was like,"so honor has this new fashion thing that she's doing,

閨蜜告訴我‘honor仔擺一個酷炫的新姿勢

the one shoulder look." and I was like,"what are you mean?"She's like,"she taught..." yeah....

秀香肩造型’ 我一頭霧水 ” 她說“honor在教我拗個造型” 對 就是這個

She does the pose,i can't with the pose.It's out of control.

她做起來倒是毫無壓力 我可做不到這太難了

So she like puts her arm through the hole...the neck hole.

她把手臂繞過整個脖子

And like wants always show her shoulder. to make it over the shoulder?

感覺像是要顯擺自己的肩膀 手臂穿過來放在肩膀上嗎

Honor does that at kindergarden?

Honor在幼兒園也這么干嗎

Honor does that in life.

Honor每時每刻都在秀這個動作

and Haven is just funny.

Haven超有趣的

And she follows her sister. so she like always wants to make Mummy laugh.

她跟她姐姐有樣學樣 總想逗我開心

She has like mustache on her finger.

她在自己手指上貼兩撇八字胡

She like has like silly glasses.

帶些傻乎乎的墨鏡

Yeah,we dress her up.

我們把她打扮成

And pretty much anyting. well, there's nothing cuter than that.

各種樣子 萌得我一臉血

That's ridiculous. she's really sweet.

太搞笑了 她真的很可愛

She looks like David Beckham a little bit in that picture though. she does.

這張看起來有點像小貝 還真像

Doesn't she? people call her boy all the time.

很像是吧 大家都叫她假小子

Yeah,no wonder. she's precious.

不足為奇 她就是個小活寶

And what are they gonna be for Holloween. did they have outfits?

小姑娘們萬圣節(jié)要辦成什么 服裝準備好了嗎

Um...they... we haven't figured out Haven.

我們還沒想好把haven裝扮成什么

She's still the age we can kind of have fun with it.

她還小 我們可以隨心所欲逗她玩

Like we can make her... you can make her anything.

我們可以把她扮成 你們想把她扮成什么都行

You can make her a pumpkin or something.

可以把她扮成大南瓜啥的

yeah, or a hotdog or like you know that something funny.

或者熱狗之類的 關鍵是有趣

Well honor's like, 'i wanna be a mermaid with the

Honor跟我說 我想扮成美人魚

You know dress with no straps.'

穿著無吊帶的裙子

And I'm like,'no.'And then she's like

我告訴她 ‘沒門兒’ 她又問我

how about if i'm the mermaid that has the tail that you can't walk,

那我扮成長尾巴的美人魚好不好 這樣一來我沒法走路

so you can just carry me up to the front door.'

你就可以把我抱著出門

and I'm like, that's not happenig.

我趕緊讓她斷了這個念想

She's very smart, that girl. She's so entitled ,it's crazy.

真是個極致的娃 她在這方面太有想法了 很不可思議