艾倫脫口秀126:小時候蠢哭了

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Oh yeah I didn't know that Yeah, no, we've never swim together No

我確實有 我并不知道 是的 我們從沒一起游過泳 -沒有

but you have but so but yeah I know when I was five,

但你 我記得 我五歲的時候

I was, we had a circular swimming pool that my dad built into the ground,

我爸爸修了個圓形的地下游泳池

so it was not the one to climb up into it.

不是那種攀爬式的

And I basically was riding my tricycle around the pool,

我在泳池周圍騎著腳踏車

I just I don't know, I just took a wrong turn,and I went into the pool.

不知道為什么 我轉(zhuǎn)錯了方向 掉進了泳池里

And I was sort of panic and kind of just sunken and I didn't think let it go.

我當時嚇壞了 不斷在下沉 我也沒想到要松手

So you are not a bright child. No, I was a very dumb child.

所以你小時候不是很聰明 對 我小時候蠢哭了

It's a shame.But my brother right and dove in and got me out of the pool.

太丟臉了 好在我哥跳進泳池把我救了出來

But I have this, it's like a Pavlov in thing when I go under.

我一下水似乎就會有陰影

I just, so I had to do There is a scene where I I hold on to all of this weighs.

有一次 一個場景是 我抓住一些重物

And I decided I'm gonna try to just off myself.

決定這樣自殺

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