艾倫脫口秀148:有點戀足癖

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Hi Twitch. Hi, how are you doing?I am good. How are you doing?

嗨 特維奇 嗨 最近好嗎 挺好的 你呢

Excellent.Alrigt. Well, the time is come.

棒呆了 好了 回到節(jié)目中來

As you may know,I have been messing with Matt Lauer a little bit,

你們大概知道 我跟馬特·勞爾有點小過節(jié)

Little tiny teeny, teeny tiny bit.

就那么一丁點點

And, all I want to point out was the truth,

我只是想說出真相

That he is in this freaky freaky things.

就是他那些奇葩癖好

He likes whips,and he's got a foot fetish, it seems.

他喜歡皮鞭 似乎還有點戀足癖

And he likes to do the stuff with Florence Henderson.

喜歡跟佛羅倫斯·亨德森玩這些

And he kept threatening to give me back.

他還威脅我說要報復(fù)我

And I am encouraged, 'cause I am afraid to no Lauer.I am not.

威脅對我沒用 我根本不怕勞爾 完全不怕

Yesterday, I have finished shooting the show,I was tired and ready to go home.

昨天 我錄完節(jié)目 很累 準(zhǔn)備回家

walked out to getting my car.And, this happened.

出去開車的時候 就出事了

Seriously?I mean seriously?Oh my God.My God, man.Hi, Ellen.

玩真的嗎 來真的嗎 天啊 我的天 老兄 嗨 艾倫

Do you understand? Have you seen this?Have you seen..How are you?

你知道嗎 看到?jīng)] 你看到...你怎么樣

Oh, I am great.I am really great. - Good. How's Por.How is Portia?She is great.

啊 我很好 我非常好 那就好 波 波西婭怎么樣 她也很好

We were just gonna start a beer pong tournament,

我們打算辦一場啤酒乒乓球大賽

Yeah. - So I needed to buy like,20 thousand Ping-Pong balls,

嗯 -所以 我要買 2萬個乒乓球

So this you...so this joke's on you, Lauer.This is what I was looking for.

所以你弄的這個... 好笑的是你 勞爾 我正要籌備這些乒乓球

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