艾倫脫口秀155:獲獎感言
And so I YouTube, you know,a Hollywood Walk of Fame acceptance speeches,
所以我上Youtube搜索了 好萊塢星光大道獲獎感言
and the first one up, "Ellen DeGeneres",the most unhelpful thing I've ever watched.
第一個(gè)結(jié)果就是 "艾倫·德杰尼勒斯" 這是我看過的最無用的東西
She is like naturally funny.I mean, I'm sort of fan,But it's not as easy going as hers.
她天生就會搞笑 我也很想這樣 但是沒有她那么自然
Like it's really easy and whatever.I was like "Well, that sucks. I can't do that."
她做起來就真的很輕松 我就想 "糟糕 我做不來"
So I've got... I made much more serious and,not somber speech, but, um...The whole thing had sort of...a funeral aspect to it.
所以我 我的演講要嚴(yán)肅的多 算不上憂郁嚴(yán)峻 但是 整個(gè)演講有點(diǎn) 葬禮的感覺
It does. It's like the next time people talk about Julie You won't be here to see it. You know.
真的 下次大家聊起朱莉時(shí) 你不會現(xiàn)場親眼看到的
'Cause there's a lot of people talking about you,and what you've accomplished. Yes.
因?yàn)楹芏嗳嗽谡務(wù)撃?聊你的成就 -是啊
And so you got a wax figure at the same day as well.That's what I gotta say. The same day they present.
那天你也有了自己的蠟像 就是我想說的 -就在那天他們展出了...
Madame Tussaud.There we go!Okay. This is really cool,and I really really love it.
在杜莎夫人蠟像館 就是這個(gè) 這太酷了 我非常非常喜歡
And it's kind of amazing what they did.Not kind of, that's very amazing.
他們做得挺棒 不是"挺"棒 是"非常"棒
That's said, after the day of the memorial service to go and see your dead bodies.
等于說 結(jié)束了追悼會一樣的演講后 還要去看看自己的尸體
Essential sequence,Was it a little disconcerting? It's very well done.
基本流程啊 難道不會讓人有點(diǎn)兒不安嗎 -這個(gè)做的非常好
Yes, it is.They usually good. 'Cause usually you look at them
沒錯(cuò) 他們做的通常都很好 -因?yàn)橐话阄覀兛吹降南炏?/p>
and they are not as well done.I mean, there's some... - This one I came in,
很少能做得這么像 我意思是 他們有些 -就這個(gè)人像來說
and I saw the back of his head first.And even though None of you I normally get off myself,
我進(jìn)來之后先看見的是他的后腦勺 即便如此 就算沒有人來提醒我
I completely knew it was me immediately.Yeah, how did you know from the back?
我也能立刻認(rèn)出這個(gè)人像就是我 是啊 你怎么從后面看出來的呢
How did you... Well, maybe the shirt I gave them that..Um...
你怎么 可能是因?yàn)橐r衣 那是我給他們的 嗯
