艾倫脫口秀236:讓人印象深刻
well,maybe one one tiny thing comes to mind.ok.
好吧 也許有一件很小很小的事 好
don't get mad.I'm not getting mad.so I make dinner.not here.Not on TV,honey,not now.
不要生氣 我不會(huì)生氣的 晚餐都是我做 不能在這里 不能在電視上 不是現(xiàn)在
I love cooking,Eh,and I really like,I love preparing food，
我喜歡做飯 我喜歡準(zhǔn)備食物
and I love like making it a perfect temperature.I garnish.
我喜歡把溫度調(diào)得恰到好處
I try to make it kind of romantic you know.they are splendid.The plate is white.
我試著把晚餐弄得浪漫 你知道嗎 晚餐很講究 盤子是白的
It's all like,the presentation is impressive.yeah,I love the presentation.
就像 展示出來讓人印象深刻 是 我喜歡這樣展示
but every single night,just as I serve her dinner,just as I put down in front of her.
但每晚 就在我剛把晚飯端給她的時(shí)候 正在我把盤子放在她面前的時(shí)候
She gets up and feeds the cats.no no.every single time.no,and it's not every night.it is.
她都會(huì)站起來喂貓 不 不 每次都這樣 不 不是每天晚上 就是
no,what happens is the cats only They know when I come home.
不 事情是這樣的 貓咪們知道我什么時(shí)候回來
They will sleeping all day long,anybody else comes home and anybody walks in the house,they don't wake up.
他們一整天都在睡 當(dāng)其他人都回家 在家里走動(dòng)時(shí) 它們都不醒
Somehow,I come in,and they all wake up and they all want to be fed.but just at that moment though.
但我回家的時(shí)候 貓咪們就醒了 然后就想要吃飯 但就偏偏在那個(gè)時(shí)間
what do I do? I have to feed them.just as I put it down.I have to feed them.
我該怎么辦？我們必須喂它們 偏要在我把盤子放下的時(shí)候 我必須喂它們
I mean anyone that cooks knows that it's like It's like the right temperature.
我是說 每個(gè)做飯的人都知道 這是剛好適合吃的溫度
And I always ask"are you ready?"and she says "yes,I'm ready."
然后我問“你準(zhǔn)備好吃了嗎？”她都說“我準(zhǔn)備好了”
Or maybe I have...I have a solution for that.Maybe you time it that she comes home.
我有個(gè)解決辦法 也許你可以掐好時(shí)間 她回家
your dinner isn't ready for fifteen minutes until after she gets home,she can feed cats,then.
你過了十五分鐘再準(zhǔn)備好飯 直到她回到家 喂好貓 再
It doesn't matter.It doesn't matter? Let's talk about this later.Alright
沒用的 沒用？我們等會(huì)兒再談這個(gè) 好的
first of all,it's not every night.And I know that this does bug you.
首先 不是每晚 我知道這個(gè)讓你煩
I didn't know that.And I rush,I hurry up and rush and feed them but sometimes they want choices so I put two different kinds.
我以前不知道 我每回都想很快喂完 但是有時(shí)她們也想有選擇 所以我會(huì)挑兩種給它們
