艾倫脫口秀419:當時肯定很有錢
Well hi and Peter,we've actually met before.
你們好 Peter 實際上我們之前見過的
You remember that?yes.That was 15 years ago.
你記得 那當然 那是15年前
I do remember the first time that I actually read about in the.Why you are laughing,cause I am old?
我記得我們第一次見面的時候 我在讀 你們在笑我老么
Think I was five.But but I...Do you remember exactly what happened?
假裝我5歲好了 但我 你記得當時發(fā)生了什么不
No,you tell the story,cause I don't remember that exactly.Ok,we were sitting on an airplane.
不記得 你告訴我吧 因為我不太記得當時發(fā)生了什么 好的 我們當時坐在飛機上
She was in front of me,and I was sitting in back.Then when the plane landed,I got up to get,you know,she got up to get her bag.
他坐前面 我坐后面 當飛機著陸的時候 我起來 她起來拿她的包
And she grabbed the bag and it fell in my head and my shoulder.
她抓了下包 然后包就砸到我頭上和肩膀上了
And I just looked stumble and I saw Ellen was completely shocked,So I just kind of sit there,sat there.
我當時呆了 我看到Ellen完全被嚇到了 所以我就坐在那里
And she goes,you're so nice.I just dropped my bag in your head,and you didn't even say anything.
然后她說 你真是個好人 我剛把包掉到你頭上了 但是你竟然沒有抱怨一句
So I just,I can't help to think why didn't I sue.
所以我忍不住想 為什么我沒投訴呢
Is there status limitations on that,because my shoulders...Because 15 years ago,I had no money.so...
投訴有時間限制沒 因為我的肩膀現在還疼呢 因為15年前我很窮 所以
Yeah,that's the problem.You wouldn't got a penny then.You must have money because I know who you were.
是的 這是個問題 你不會得到一分錢 你當時肯定很有錢 因為我知道你是誰
I didn't have any.You think,that's no always correlate.
但我很窮 你那么認為 但這不一定有任何關聯(lián)
But anyway,you were a nice guy.Cause something fell in your head,you didn't go Hey,idiot.
但說到底 你是個好人 因為有東西砸到你頭上 你沒說 怎么搞的 你個白癡
So，years of therapy,all right.Yeah,anyway,but I haven't seen you since then.That's what I remember.Ok.
治療了很多年呢 但無論如何 從那以后我就再也沒有見過你了 我只記得這個了 好的
And so nice to meet you.and how do you feel play parents to this to the...It's not feasible,It's not possible.
很高興認識你 在劇中你扮演他們的母親有什么感受呢 這是不可行的 也是不可能發(fā)生的事
Now we were grandparents.So it's not.I don't wanna talk about it.You know they're adopted.I see.
現在我們已經是祖父母了 我都不想說什么了 你知道他們是被收養(yǎng)的 我知道
So I mean,we just sort of when looking for a bunch of hot 25-year olds.
我是說 我們要照顧一群25歲的帥哥美女
