艾倫脫口秀428:愛美之心人皆有之
Hi,guys.Hi,Kym,how are you.Hi,guys,what a fun audience you have.I know,they are wonderful.
大家好啊 嗨 Kym 你好啊 大家好 你的觀眾很贊啊 那當(dāng)然啦 他們非常棒
All right,so you went to Home Depot,right?I went to Home Depot for you,
你去了家得寶 是吧 是的 我為你去了家得寶
And,and you,It's a good place for beauty.
你 你 那可是個尋找美麗的好地方
Of course,every one needs beauty tips,Exactly.Let's see what happened,all right.
當(dāng)然 愛美之心 人皆有之 的確如此 我們看看發(fā)生了什么 好的
Hi,Ellen,I'm here at the Home Depot.Well,you know how much I love giving my fun crazy beauty tips to people,
嗨 Ellen 我在家得寶 我超喜歡 給大家提供瘋狂有趣的美容小招
Well,I'm here to give some of the hardest working people around some of my best beauty tips yet.It's gonna be fun.
今天我來這兒 給這些最辛苦工作的人們我最好的美容小招 期待期待啦
Hi,sir,you look like you are in a hurry.Yeah,as always.How are you,what's your name?
嗨 先生 你好像挺忙的樣子 是的 一貫如此 你好嗎 你的名字叫
Bryan.Bryan,I love you skin,what do you do for?Shower.
我叫Bryan Bryan 我很喜歡你的皮膚 你負(fù)責(zé)什么的 洗浴用品
Shower? oh my god,I've never tried that,that's so funny.
洗浴用品我還從未做過呢 有趣
I think your skin is gorgeous,but I do think you've got a little bit of blackheads and large pores,
你的皮膚很不錯 但是你有一點黑頭 毛孔有些粗大
So look,you put glue on your nose.Now we're gonna let this dry.I'm gonna be right back,okay? Okay.I'll be right back,okay.
所以你得把這膠水涂在你的鼻子上 我們得等到它干了 我馬上回來 好嗎 好的 馬上回來
Are you working hard?Always.You are on your feet all days?All day long.
你工作很賣力嘛 一向如此 你要一直站著嗎 是的 一整天
I know this is a little weird,But this is a Maxi pad.Can you flip off your shoe for a second?
我知道這有點怪怪的 但是 這個是Maxi的護墊 能脫掉鞋子嗎
You pop this in and you know what this does,It absorbs odors.
你把這個放進(jìn)去 知道它能干什么嗎 它會吸除異味
No,just kidding.And it also is gonna cushion your shoe and now you are gonna put your foot in there,
不 我開玩笑啦 這樣環(huán)著你的鞋底 現(xiàn)在穿上鞋
Let's go for a walk and see how you're.Is it working?yeah,work straight.I love that.
走走看效果如何 起作用了嗎 還不錯 愛死它了
